[ July 15, 2007; 12:00 pm to 6:00 pm. ]
ehh, fuck you, I’m french.
So, if you’re a member of the blame America first crowd, no event could be better suited than Bastille day — a day in 1789 when a bunch of libertines decided to flout the law and release a bunch of known criminals into the streets for the purported good of everyone. […]
Update: This article originally included a Photoshop MS Paint image of Ms. Allison that, when brought to our attention, was removed on account of it overstepped the boundary even by our cesspool-levels. We apologize to Julia. And we hope she remains a fan knows […]
Alright, so last night (Saturday, the Sabbath) I went with my special lady friend to the Hotel QT in midtown. Normally, nothing can get me to come into mid-town on a weekend (someone has to be seriously out of their fucking mind to think that I’m going to go near Times Square if I […]
It’s long been a staple of magazine columns to claim that (like the grocery store, Home Depot, strip club, etc. etc.) the Laundromat is a good place to meet potential dates. Well, what about it being THE date?
Bear with me.
Launromating certainly requires a date with a quirky side and good sense of humor. And it […]
[ June 7, 2007 7:00 pm to June 8, 2007 11:00 pm. ]
As irony would have it, New York’s better Murray Hill is its lesser known. A shame because there’s nothing quite like an event hosted by Murray and “his” burlesque-acular Bosch-Belt humor.
And here’s your chance to catch Murray at his Boschiest: June 7 is the 7th Annual Miss Lez Pageant. In its own un-minced words: […]
[ June 7, 2007; 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm. ] So again, this singles night thing is really a fluke, but sometimes these events make me wish that I were single. Radio Lab’s Jad Abumrad takes over the Brooklyn Brewery for a night of stories, neurological results (hey I’m just reading the cue card here), and hopefully some romance. I have trouble seeing […]
[ June 13, 2007; 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
This is a dating website. That means that you must have (on some level) a date in order to take advantage of the spectacular ideas here. But there are those of you for whom that is a chore that must also be done by others. Knowing that, there are singles nights held […]
[ May 14, 2007; 6:30 am to 8:00 am. ]
This could either be interesting or obnoxious, and I leave it to you to decide. The French Institute Alliance Française hosts these sporadic philosophical discussions (sometimes monthly, sometimes every two months, and sometimes every two weeks). Anyway, this is the last one this summer and the subject is: […]
It’s a regular thing, going to dinner and a follow-up of some kind. But what dinner and what follow-up you end up going to ends up saying a lot about you and your ability to not be a boring twat. You wouldn’t take a date to Buffalo Wild Wings (or maybe you would […]
[ April 28, 2007; 12:00 am to 2:00 am. ]
“Mary Magdalene in the Cave” - 1876. (I didn’t even have to doctor this one! Thanks Jules Joseph Lefebvre!)
You need the right kind of date for burlesque. But with somebody open minded enough to know it’s not the same thing as a titty bar, the experience can be hugely fun (not to mention suggestive). While […]