It’s taken as sacrosanct around the Datehole offices that dinner and drinks is the lamest thing one can do on a date. But there are ways to turn “dinner and drinks” into “Dinner. And Drinks!” As always, it’s all in the details, and in this case the details are all in Red Hook.
We promise the […]
[ August 10, 2007; 12:00 am to 11:00 pm. ] Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain’t got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. And before I get to the sexy details about this date, let me tell you this: Friday Night Fights is the shit. It’s not the bomb. It’s not the sweetness. It is the shit. Friday […]
Dear Women of New York,
We understand that today was over 80 degrees but for the love of sweet Jesus… Please don’t make us ask again.
Sincerely,
The Datehole Staff
Alright, so last night (Saturday, the Sabbath) I went with my special lady friend to the Hotel QT in midtown. Normally, nothing can get me to come into mid-town on a weekend (someone has to be seriously out of their fucking mind to think that I’m going to go near Times Square if I […]
C-Nova’s 122™ is a collection of highly creative things you can do to impress a woman you are dating. The 122 honors the 122 women Giacomo Casanova mentions having slept with in his book “Story of My Life.”
This week, #97: The Condom in the Mail.
Alright you rooks, there’s no way around that this one […]
[ May 25, 2007; 10:00 pm; ]
I know we seem to be pushing burlesque quite a bit (two posts in three weeks seems a little disproportionate), but this happens to be some clever stuff, so relax. This event is called Bump & Grindhouse and is an homage to the campy schlock of days gone by (unless you count The […]
[ June 7, 2007 7:00 pm to June 8, 2007 11:00 pm. ]
As irony would have it, New York’s better Murray Hill is its lesser known. A shame because there’s nothing quite like an event hosted by Murray and “his” burlesque-acular Bosch-Belt humor.
And here’s your chance to catch Murray at his Boschiest: June 7 is the 7th Annual Miss Lez Pageant. In its own un-minced words: […]
Dear Women of New York,
The weather is getting warmer. For all that is good and sweet please God be gentle on us and ease into it Ok? Jeez. Sweet Lord. *whimper* *mommy*
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Datehole Staff
[ April 28, 2007; 12:00 am to 2:00 am. ]
“Mary Magdalene in the Cave” - 1876. (I didn’t even have to doctor this one! Thanks Jules Joseph Lefebvre!)
You need the right kind of date for burlesque. But with somebody open minded enough to know it’s not the same thing as a titty bar, the experience can be hugely fun (not to mention suggestive). While […]