Last Saturday night I went to the The West Side Pistol Range. Can you imagine that “holy shit this sounds fucking so awesome I can’t fucking believe it?!” moment you have when you get to go on a date where you’re actually shooting pistols and fucking AT THE SAME TIME?! Well, […]
[ August 10, 2007; 12:00 am to 11:00 pm. ] Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain’t got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. And before I get to the sexy details about this date, let me tell you this: Friday Night Fights is the shit. It’s not the bomb. It’s not the sweetness. It is the shit. Friday […]
[ June 21, 2007; 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm. ]
Don’t you dare downward-dog me in the face.
Alright, you crunchy, patchouli-oil-wearing daters out there, this one might be for you; the summer solstice is nigh and with it comes the semi-religious-exercise-practioners who reserve the right to practice their stretching in mid-town traffic while slack-jawed tourists and community-service-street-cleaners look on in passing amazement and boredom . […]
But seriously, in case you thought it was, Criminal Night Court ISN’T funny.
With all of that television exposure, you’d think that Night Court was a funny place. I should let you know, if you’re looking for a GREAT time, Night Court is not the place. In fact, it’s really more on the, “Although […]
Ok, what’s the first thing that comes to mind in New York when you hear the word “dive?” Dive bar? Dumpster dive? Stage dive? Muff dive? All of those sound reasonable. What you wouldn’t expect is “scuba dive.”
And no, we don’t mean watching the NYPD recovery divers in the East River; we mean private, […]
[ May 27, 2007; 4:00 pm to 10:00 pm. ]
Not scared of anything? Pride yourself on going on dates that are way beyond the pale? Got balls that come in a dump truck? Then maybe this date’s for you (‘cause God knows it isn’t for everyone).
The Zombie Art Show at MF Gallery has been going on since April 14th and will close on May […]
[ May 23, 2007; 12:00 am to 9:00 pm. June 20, 2007; 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
The Boss and the Björk danced in it. Slater and Dorf were (regrettably) alone in it. Peter Sellers took a shot in it. Luke almost went over to it. The Gipper claimed to have been left in it. And The Dead were just in it.
It’s time for you to eat in it.
Dark dining has […]
Alright, so last night (Saturday, the Sabbath) I went with my special lady friend to the Hotel QT in midtown. Normally, nothing can get me to come into mid-town on a weekend (someone has to be seriously out of their fucking mind to think that I’m going to go near Times Square if I […]
It’s long been a staple of magazine columns to claim that (like the grocery store, Home Depot, strip club, etc. etc.) the Laundromat is a good place to meet potential dates. Well, what about it being THE date?
Bear with me.
Launromating certainly requires a date with a quirky side and good sense of humor. And it […]
[ June 7, 2007 7:00 pm to June 8, 2007 11:00 pm. ]
As irony would have it, New York’s better Murray Hill is its lesser known. A shame because there’s nothing quite like an event hosted by Murray and “his” burlesque-acular Bosch-Belt humor.
And here’s your chance to catch Murray at his Boschiest: June 7 is the 7th Annual Miss Lez Pageant. In its own un-minced words: […]