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06.07.07

Quick Tips: Stop Talking About Yourself Quick Tips (0)

Do you find me interesting? Yeah, me too! Why don’t I tell you a little about yourself.
You’re interesting to you. We know. We’ve seen the lip smear on your mirrors. But here’s a tip: try, just a little bit, to not talk about yourself all the time. Here’s an example […]
06.05.07

Quick Tips: Screen Your Calls Quick Tips (0)

This is simple enough, but it’s been known to throw off even the most experienced date machine; don’t take calls from other potential dates while on a date. Although it may seem like it makes you mysterious or interesting, it doesn’t. It just makes you a douche. Plus, this is prime territory […]
06.01.07

Quick Tips: Keep it Light Quick Tips (1)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

What’s with all the Billy Bob Thorton Movies?
What made you think that your date wants to know about your deepest thoughts? Was it something on TV? Maybe […]
05.31.07

Quick Tips: A Clean Hole Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Yes, that’s the beautiful Ms. Moss. Want her to come to your house? Well, Katey only comes for a clean loo. Pete may be a VD-infected junkie with […]
05.30.07

Quick Tips: Talk To Your Friends Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

We need to talk.
One of the worst things that you can do when you’re dating is to keep all of your exploits to yourself. Not only does dating provide […]
05.25.07

Quick Tip: Move Pictures of Not-Ugly-Friends of the Opposite Sex Quick Tips (1)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Photographs around the apartment can often be fodder for interesting conversations. However, photographs of unknown people who are attractive can often end up taking you to a place in your […]
05.23.07

Quick tips: Shirt Stash Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Somebody will someday open a couple clothing stores in Manhattan with the sole purpose of serving the walking shamed. Until then, you should make a habit of keeping […]
05.23.07

Quick Tips: Have a Plan On A First Date Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

I didn’t plan my date and now someone has died. Oops.
Don’t be an open-ended idiot when it comes to a first date. Have a plan for success or failure. […]
05.21.07

Quick Tips: Delete All Messages? Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
As the saying goes, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean somebody isn’t out get you. And while making sure you delete all your phone’s text messages before a […]
05.21.07

Quick Tips: Bring Something Unusual Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

And when I say bring something unusual, I don’t mean a dildo, your placenta (”yours” as in the one that you were encased in as a fetus) or a monkey’s skull. Bring something that is unusual enough to start a five minute conversation that doesn’t lead to a restraining order. However, if the […]

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