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08.22.07

Quick Tips: Don’t Be Pretty Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Some people are just better looking. It’s a fact. Like the sky is blue and water is wet and quarterbacks are white. Many better looking people recognize this […]
08.08.07

Quick Tips: Crap Email From a You Quick Tips (1)

One of our favorite features over at Jezebel is Crap Email From a Dude. Today’s installment is especially awesome in its un-awesomeness.
The one unifying thing about all of these emails is that they are clearly dealing with the end of a relationship or the bitterness about the failure of a relationship that never […]
07.05.07

At Least We Were Motivated Enough To Follow Through With One of Them Commentary, Quick Tips, Drunk (2)

1) A Quick Tip that Fox would never allow: Only date women with cell phones of the same model so that you’ll always be assured of having a working charger when you spend the night.
2) Million dollar idea: A motivational workout tape that consists solely of your exes lambasting you with all the reasons […]
07.02.07

Quick Tips: Dress the Part Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Unlike Esquire or some other magazine that somehow manages to tell you a different fashion lie but in the same way each month*, we’re not going to even […]
06.25.07

Quick Tips: Date Length Quick Tips (0)

On a first date, it’s always better to go short rather than long. The temptation is to make it go long if it’s going well, but it may actually make more sense (if you’re looking for longevity) to cut things somewhat short: absence makes the heart grow fonder. I know, it’s bullshit […]
06.20.07

Quick Tips: No Cologne Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Women like smells. They also like the way men smell. Your mission is to manage the smell.
Twelve-year-old boys wear cologne. You know what else they do? Lack […]
06.18.07

Quick Tip: Make Fun of People You Like Quick Tips (0)

This is an old playground tip that your mother, father or foster parent told you when you were little: when a boy or girl teases you, punches you, throws rocks at your head, or pours sand down your underpants, it’s because he or she likes you and is unable to express that interest appropriately […]
06.14.07

Quick tips: Be Average Quick Tips (0)

Look, we all want to look like Tyler Durden. None of us do. But by trying to pass yourself off as “less than” your true self in your online dating profile, you’re only hurting your chances.
Tell the truth. Or at least keep the lies out of “extravagant” territory. Even though we could probably get […]
06.13.07

Quick Tips: Don’t Be Available Quick Tips (0)

As it has been said, the interval between desire and the fulfillment of that desire is where appreciation is developed. In other words, don’t be so desperate. If you’re always trying to set up dates with one girl in particular, you’ll likely appear to be a stalker — or worse, an amateur stalker. […]
06.08.07

Quick Tips: Keep A Little List Quick Tips (1)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
I wish I could take credit for this (or maybe I don’t), but either way, today’s tip is when dating online, keep a record of the dates that you go […]

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