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• 06.02.07
  Breaking: Julia Allison not Knocked Up: EXpectations ruined; Fans form vigil to eagerly await Julia’s “Knocked Up” column   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York (0)

  Datehole Special Report: As of 5:20 pm on Saturday, June 2, Julia Allison has not, in any way that extensive Google research has been able to prove, addressed the film Knocked Up. Many witnessed crying and in need of solace. Red Cross reportedly en route. New York Manhattan not yet sure how to interpret […]

• 06.01.07
  Breaking: Gawker Gets Knocked Up: Pregnant with Advertiser’s Invoice   Commentary, Film, Klosterman Approved, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York (0)

  Knocked Up Update: Fuck me. Gawker goes all fake advertorial made to look like a joke but really advertorial hiding behind sarcasm which Gawker excells at on Knocked Up, at once pleasing their advertising overlords while at the same time not leading readers to believe they are doing paid content. That is, if it’s not […]

• 05.31.07
  Observations from NY Subway Platforms   Commentary, Humor, New York (0)

  And some women feel the need to write whole 300-page books about this again why?

• 05.28.07
  Sex, Drugs and a Lack of Imagination   Commentary, Klosterman Approved, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York (0)

  Rachel Kramer Bussel, aka Lusty Lady [And how! - -Ed.], points out that Heeb Magazine just sold their book, a “collection of writings from the irreverent magazine’s Storytelling series, detailing funny, touching and downright strange experiences relating to Judaism.”
  L’chai-im!
  The title? Sex, Drugs and Gefilte Fish.
  Oy vey.
  We thought the Jews were supposed to be […]

• 05.27.07
  Last Chance to Do Julia Allison   Commentary, Humor, m4w, New York, Contest (0)

  A reminder that tomorrow is the last day to get in on the contest to name Julia Allison’s new Time Out New York dating colum.
  Check out our suggestions. Remember people, this is the name you’re going to have to live with for at least eight months, so let’s fucking take it seriously.

• 05.24.07
  Open Letter New York Sports Club   Commentary, Exercise, Humor, New York (0)

  Dear NYSC,
  While we do not particularly enjoy working out, we do see it as the means to the ultimate ends we pursue, namely, to be able to continue to check “average” for Body Type on our Match.com profile. God forbid we have to click “A Little Extra Padding.” During our workouts we watch the TVs […]

• 05.24.07
  The Three Jakes Do Alyssa   Commentary, m4w, New York, Follow-Up (0)

  So the three Jakes thing is still going on over at Glamour.
  The recent campaign is a great bunch of brandsturbation on behalf of Glamour. And while we consider ourselves above doing the oh-so-easy reach-around joke regarding wannabe Glamour dating Jakes giving advice to another Glamour blogger (obviously, Neel would be the other reacher as […]

• 05.22.07
  Smart Move: Local Documentaries   Upcoming Events, Film, Free, Learning, New York (0)

  [ June 3, 2007; 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
  Things aren’t turning out the way I want!!
  So normally, a movie would be out of the question. Movies are uninspiring and more generally not a particularly original idea for a date. But when it’s a movie about something that’s happening right now in the city that you live in and you could […]

• 05.21.07
  Blog or Bust   Commentary, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering, New York, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

  So, Gawker’s got a new title, Jezebel.com. Great. Fucking. Name. Wonder how long they’ve been sitting on that? And how is this kosher with Jezebel magazine?
  Anyway, Great manifesto. As long as it sticks. You already feel a little “Busty” to us and we like it.
  (Maybe you’ll have the stones to link our Knocked […]

• 05.18.07
  He Said, She Said: Moustaches   Commentary, Humor, He Said, She Said, New York (0)

  He Said, She Said features special guests discussing a topic central to New York dating.
  For this edition of He Said, She Said Datehole welcomes Mayor of America and Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani and his wife, hopeful First Lady and social climbing crazy bitch, Judi.
  This week’s topic: Mustaches? Cool or past their prime?

  Judi: […]

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