This weekend is the start of Pride Week in New York City. (Warning: Site starts playing music that is NSFW. And by NSFW we mean NSF continuing your job without starting any rumors about your sexual orientation).
Being a dating site mostly focused on straight people, we don’t really cover the LGBT crowd. We wouldn’t […]
This is Part 1 of 3 of a one-month in-depth investigation into the world of Adult Friend Finder, its users, its quirks, and its benefits, if any.
The first thing that strikes me about the differences between Adult Friend Finder and my Nerve/Match/eHarmony account is this question: “What are your thoughts on anal sex?” And […]
Update: This article originally included a Photoshop MS Paint image of Ms. Allison that, when brought to our attention, was removed on account of it overstepped the boundary even by our cesspool-levels. We apologize to Julia. And we hope she remains a fan knows […]
American citizens, and assholes looking to efficiently distribute pictures of their turgid penises, awoke today to huge blow from nationwide arbiter of second-hand furniture and thousandth-hand cock, Craigslist.com. The once-revelutionary dedicated to developing his site for “good” struggled to come to terms with a statement he made a couple years ago to Forbes: “…if […]
Hooooollllleeeeeey shit. Drop your socks and grab your cocks. The deadline to come up with a name for Julia Allsion’s new column for Time Out New York has been extended. This means that you now have until June 8th to submit your email address to TONY for their re-marketing purposes.
But seriously, Julia is desperate; […]
But seriously, in case you thought it was, Criminal Night Court ISN’T funny.
With all of that television exposure, you’d think that Night Court was a funny place. I should let you know, if you’re looking for a GREAT time, Night Court is not the place. In fact, it’s really more on the, “Although […]
Exclusive Datehole Update: Across the U.S. this weekend, conversations between youngsters are buzzing with a new phrase, shmashmortion, a term largely attributed to the hit film Knocked Up.
Sunday morning, a pedestrian in Washington Sq. Park could overhear numerous, hushed conversations between young men and women that included the term. One female NYU student who […]
Exclusive Datehole Update: As was expected all week, Maureen Dowd’s column today touched on the film Knocked Up. Under the title “Men Will Be Boys,” Dowd writes about Woody Allen and, like, sharks or some shit.
After basically running though the synopsis of the film Dowd concludes with a mind-boggling comparison between men that don’t […]
Exclusive Datehole Update: Reporters today packed a room in New York’s New School University auditorium (the one used by the bat-shit insane bearded guy who interviews Cameron Diaz about her “career accomplishments”). All were on hand to witness a panel discussion between the directors of two current films that depict very different stories about skinny […]