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07.09.07

Crap Email from a Chick Commentary, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

In the spirit of Jezebel’s Crap Email from a Dude series we give you a special live (not exactly Alistair Cooke) reading of Crap Email from a Chick. (Warning: audio starts playing.) And by crap, we mean really, really poorly written. If we had to rename this blog it would be “Ass Wipe Bastert.”
Anyway, makes […]
07.06.07

Crap, Now We’re Going to Have to Get Tested Commentary, Humor, Hey! Our Navel! (4)

We got an email the other day from a “fan.” It was a girl. Now, we’re not sure how we feel about reaching the female audience (speaking for myself, it makes me a little nervous) so we only ask that, if you do in fact have a vagina and read this site, please don’t take […]
07.03.07

Julia Allison Drinking Game Commentary, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York, We Still Don't Have a Julia Allison Tag (2)

Best played using Julia’s blog, Gawker and her (yet unnamed) Time Out New York column and Julia’s favorite drink: Long Island Ice Tea.
• Julia references how young and naive she used to be – take a sip
• Julia references an ex. – take a sip
• Julia makes a self-effacing statement about her looks to make herself seem […]
06.29.07

Your Weekend Reminder to Use Contraception Commentary, Humor, Administrative Notes (0)

Forget that condom and this could be yours:

(Thanks to Brooklyn Vegan.)
06.28.07

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model: Consuela Commentary, Humor, m4w (1)

This week, Consuela from MiGente.com.
Datehole: Hola.
Consuela: Hola.
Datehole: ¿Cómo te llamas?
Consuela: Consuela.
Datehole: Nah, we like Maria better. So, Maria, Se te ve sexy con esos tejanos. Ha ha. That’s all the Spanish we know. We think it means you look hot in your jeans. Look at that, you’re not […]
06.26.07

He Said, She Said: Anal Sex Humor, He Said, She Said (0)

He Said, She Said features special guests discussing a topic central to New York dating.
For this edition of He Said, She Said Datehole welcomes transgenderd L.A. Times sports columnist Mike Penner and transgenderd L.A. Times sports columnist Mike Penner Christine Daniels.
This week’s topic: Anal sex: Fringe behavior, or Ok for everyone?

Mike: Love […]
06.21.07

Go North ~~Young~~ Old Man Commentary, Humor, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

One of us here at Datehole just had a birthday. We are now at the primo dating age where older women think we’re young enough to be studly, and younger women think we’re old enough to be mature but not “ewwwwww”. Happy Birthday to us.
But we did not get much in line of presents. Maybe […]
06.19.07

Less-Crappy Email from two Dudes Commentary, Humor, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

Yesterday Jezebel posted an excellent item called “Crap Email from a Dude.” And really, it was quite wonderful. And by wonderful we mean that it perfectly illustrates why women have every right to hate you. You know you’ve written this email and you should be ashamed.
But what’s Datehole for if not to help you […]
06.19.07

Evertyhing’s Coming Up Lydia Commentary, Humor, New York (0)

Here at Datehole we fully intend to continue honoring Pride Week without once doing anything insulting. It’s a high order. Anyway, below is the gayest scene from one of our favorite films (which is never mentioned as often as it shold be unlike, say, Shawshank).

Gayer than the clarinet section and twice as adoreable.
06.18.07

Knocked Up Contest: The Winner Commentary, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York, Contest, Follow-Up (2)

The Datehole Knocked Up Contest started largely as a way to voice frustration with what we saw as a film that was going to get more credit than necessary for having something meaningful to say about, well, anything. The bonus side effect might be a little self promotion.
Let’s just say results were less than […]

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