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07.22.07

Art is Other People Humor, m4w (1)

See what we did there? We spelled out “women” using a font made of meat. Warhol was just a twat with funny hair and better drugs.
We would have done the accompanying “men” but we couldn’t find the dogshit version.
07.19.07

Off Topic: Google Image Gambling Uncategorized, Humor (0)

Are you a degenerate gambler who’s stuck in an office all day with a firewall that blocks Bodog and an open seating arrangement that makes playing blackjack with colleagues too obvious? Well, fear not.
Datehole gives you Google Image Gambling. Simply go to Google Image search and select a term that can easily be misconstrued. Then […]
07.18.07

Datehole’s Drinking & Dating & Drinking Guide Commentary, Humor, m4w, Drunk (2)

Recently Julia Allison wrote about boozing on the first date: “I’ve never been a big drinker—I’m practically a teetotaler…. But when it comes to first dates, I can’t seem to stay sober.”

Getting women plowed on first dates was a founding precept of the Renaissance.
(Readers Note: We found it fascinating that Allison is now […]
07.18.07

Best. Tattoo. Ever. Commentary, Humor (0)

And now that we know we actually have female readers, we’d like to go on record as saying that the L.A., I’m-a-13-year-old, full-shaven thing scares us. We understand that as men get increasingly Beckhamed women feel the need to maintain some demarcation line of femininity. But please no.
07.16.07

Better Know an Online Dating Model: Charlotte Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Charlotte from Yahoo! Personals.
Datehole: Hi there.
Charlotte: Hello. How are you?
Datehole: Hey, we’ll ask the questions around here. So, you’re from Phoenix, Arizona. What’s it like to be cat-called by 70 year old men with calves like plucked […]
07.12.07

Charles, Not So Much in Charge Anymore. Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

If anyone has a time machine they would be willing to lend to Datehole please email us at thedatehole@yahoo.com. We have a very desperate need to take a VHS copy of these shows back in time and show them to the women girls who wouldn’t pay attention to us because they were too busy putting […]
07.11.07

It’s in the Details Commentary, Humor (0)

We’re not going to get into this anal sex debate; but this Details article on the subject displays maybe the fastest way to get denied anal sex: Having a woman see you reading the article. Also, below is a list of all 13 euphemisms Details used in the 1080-word article.
• backdoor (one word)
• penetrating Miss Ladylike’s […]
07.11.07

Julia Allison’s Jean Pool Commentary, Humor, New York (1)

Completely random: Has anyone ever seen Julia Allison in a pair of jeans? WTF? Datehole promises a special gift* to anyone with photographic evidence that the woman actually has denim.
If she doesn’t, well, we might just have to reassess our… assessment of her. You know, that’s like a Tom Wolfe fashion move….
* Our last […]
07.10.07

“Punch This Out” OR “You Think Henry Is Scary?” Commentary, Humor (0)

If you thought that Henry Rollins was bad; this eligible bachelor can barely answer straightforward questions. And those questions he does answer highlight one of life’s great mysteries: how did this man date ever? Even more mysteriously, he was able to carry on a year long relationship with Robin Givens who […]
07.09.07

Raises a (black) flag Commentary, Humor (0)

This is Henry Rollins talking about dating. We think it’s supposed to be funny… maybe. It mostly just makes us glad not to be dating Henry Rollins. “I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow…” Oooooooooooook Hank, whatever you say.

After the jump, the real Henry Rollins video about dating.

“I’ll tell you things you […]

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