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• 05.22.07
  Evolution of the Species, Apparently.   Commentary, m4w (0)

  You don’t need us to tell you there’re a lot of online dating sites out there, all differentiating themselves in the marketplace in interesting ways; some use promises of true love based on core beliefs and others promise really, really fucking hot chicks with perfect butts. (re: the latter: We can’t even go to Whatevs.org […]

• 05.21.07
  Blog or Bust   Commentary, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering, New York, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

  So, Gawker’s got a new title, Jezebel.com. Great. Fucking. Name. Wonder how long they’ve been sitting on that? And how is this kosher with Jezebel magazine?
  Anyway, Great manifesto. As long as it sticks. You already feel a little “Busty” to us and we like it.
  (Maybe you’ll have the stones to link our Knocked […]

• 05.17.07
  … is hurting America   Commentary, Upcoming Events, Humor, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering, New York, Contest, Hey! Our Navel! (10)

  [ May 28, 2007; ]

  We here fully intend to get our act together and cover all of NY’s dating columnists with the sort of tender critique and constructive criticism you’ve come to expect at Datehole. But first we want to point you to the contest that (still relevant!) Time Out New York is holding to name its new dating […]

• 05.17.07
  To Whom it May Concern: Datehole’s Cover Letter   Commentary, Humor, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering, New York (0)

  To: Entertainment Weekly; Vanity Fair; Mad; Spy; Radar; Details; Any Magazine That Does Jokey Graphs; Blogs (we guess, but only profitable ones):
  Below please find our portfolio. We feel confident that after reviewing it you will agree that our abilities are clearly up to the standards with which your audience has become accustomed.
  We look forward […]

• 05.15.07
  Datehole Exclusive: Joey and Amy’s Date   Humor, m4w, New York (0)

  Yesterday, Joey Buttattaafuuuoococooo and Amy Fisher went on a much publicized date (which will later become part of a reality TV show). Datehole was lucky enough to be across the street in the Park with a long-range listening device “barrowed” from the leftover prop box from Copola’s The Conversation. What follows is an excerpt of […]

• 05.10.07
  Blog for Nerve: The Datehole application template   Commentary, Humor, m4w (1)

  Did you know that you could be a blogger for Nerve Online Personals? Well you can.
  You will need, according to them:
  1. a cover letter telling us about yourself and your background
  2. a recent photo
  3. your Nerve Personals member name
  3.[sic] a Microsoft Word document with at least two sample blog posts about your Nerve […]

• 05.09.07
  Craig’s Sunset   Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

  You have either seen this a million times, and been disappointed. Or it means nothing to you.
  If anyone has any information on where this image originally came from, please contact us thedatehole @ yahoo.com.

• 05.07.07
  The Three Jakes   Commentary, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering, New York (0)

  So Glamour magazine online is running a contest where you get to vote on who gets to be their new male dating blogger columnist.*

  Anyway, as we’ll never read any of these columns, the winner doesn’t matter to us. We only know one of these people (ex-Gawker intern Neel) and we weren’t going to support him […]

• 04.26.07
  M4W - Fatwah Edition   Commentary, Humor, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering Comments Off

  
  

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