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06.12.07

Julia Allison Does the Impossible: Cheapens Self Commentary, Humor, Under $50, m4w, New York, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

Update: This article originally included a Photoshop MS Paint image of Ms. Allison that, when brought to our attention, was removed on account of it overstepped the boundary even by our cesspool-levels. We apologize to Julia. And we hope she remains a fan knows […]
06.08.07

Breaking: Craig sells soul: M4W forced to read shit Commentary, m4w, New York (1)

American citizens, and assholes looking to efficiently distribute pictures of their turgid penises, awoke today to huge blow from nationwide arbiter of second-hand furniture and thousandth-hand cock, Craigslist.com. The once-revelutionary dedicated to developing his site for “good” struggled to come to terms with a statement he made a couple years ago to Forbes: “…if […]
06.07.07

Picking an Online Dating Profile Name Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

There’s a lot of should-I / shouldn’t-I consideration that goes into joining an online dating service. But once people do, it’s obvious the consideration ends there, like spending a month thinking about getting a tattoo and then finally putting Barney Rubble on your hip/shoulder/ankle. Yabadabadoo you fucking loser.
A great starting point is your profile […]
06.06.07

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model: Amy Commentary, Humor, m4w (1)

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Amy from Passion.com.
Amy: Hi.
Datehole: Tell us about yourself.
Amy: Well, I’m a public relations associate for a large accountancy in an industrial park north of Chicago. I’m 25 and I love my job and my dog. He’s so cute. I’m looking for […]
06.05.07

Julia Allison Will Take It from you Until Friday Commentary, Humor, m4w, New York, Contest (0)

Hooooollllleeeeeey shit. Drop your socks and grab your cocks. The deadline to come up with a name for Julia Allsion’s new column for Time Out New York has been extended. This means that you now have until June 8th to submit your email address to TONY for their re-marketing purposes.
But seriously, Julia is desperate; […]
06.05.07

The accent’s nice though Commentary, m4w (0)

Does this kind of broad-spectrum “Have fun!” advice ever register with anyone?
Anyway, we just want to add that ladies might want to reconsider the “pull my finger” part of this. The ego thing is totally true though.
05.27.07

Last Chance to Do Julia Allison Commentary, Humor, m4w, New York, Contest (0)

A reminder that tomorrow is the last day to get in on the contest to name Julia Allison’s new Time Out New York dating colum.
Check out our suggestions. Remember people, this is the name you’re going to have to live with for at least eight months, so let’s fucking take it seriously.
05.26.07

Mystery Date! Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

It’s what kids played with before Craigslist created Casual Encounters:

Our favorite part is that the girls getting all wet about their dates are too young to get roofied even on 27th Sreet.
05.26.07

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model: Stacey Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Stacey from Match.com.
Stacey: Hi y’all.
Datehole: Tell us about yourself.
Stacey: Well, I’m a personal trainer from San Antonio. I like candlelight dinners at a hot new restaurant and long walks on the beach but I also like to have some PBJs in the […]
05.24.07

The Three Jakes Do Alyssa Commentary, m4w, New York, Follow-Up (0)

So the three Jakes thing is still going on over at Glamour.
The recent campaign is a great bunch of brandsturbation on behalf of Glamour. And while we consider ourselves above doing the oh-so-easy reach-around joke regarding wannabe Glamour dating Jakes giving advice to another Glamour blogger (obviously, Neel would be the other reacher as […]

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