Ask as ye shall receive. When we first came into possession of this picture we were going to utilize it for a contest. Indeed, who wouldn’t want to win a picture of Julia Allison like (as she claims herself) nobody else ever sees her?* But then we thought about how well our last contest went […]
You know how some YouTube videos about dating and relationships and whatnot are so stupid and harmless that they’re funny? This isn’t one of them.
Fucking dude’s online handle is, no joke, “toecutter.”
All this did was remind us of how it should be done.
I’M the one who says “yes,” “no,” “now,” “HERE!”
See what we did there? We spelled out “women” using a font made of meat. Warhol was just a twat with funny hair and better drugs.
We would have done the accompanying “men” but we couldn’t find the dogshit version.
Recently Julia Allison wrote about boozing on the first date: “I’ve never been a big drinker—I’m practically a teetotaler…. But when it comes to first dates, I can’t seem to stay sober.”
Getting women plowed on first dates was a founding precept of the Renaissance.
(Readers Note: We found it fascinating that Allison is now […]
Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Charlotte from Yahoo! Personals.
Datehole: Hi there.
Charlotte: Hello. How are you?
Datehole: Hey, we’ll ask the questions around here. So, you’re from Phoenix, Arizona. What’s it like to be cat-called by 70 year old men with calves like plucked […]
If anyone has a time machine they would be willing to lend to Datehole please email us at thedatehole@yahoo.com. We have a very desperate need to take a VHS copy of these shows back in time and show them to the women girls who wouldn’t pay attention to us because they were too busy putting […]
This week, Consuela from MiGente.com.
Datehole: Hola.
Consuela: Hola.
Datehole: ¿Cómo te llamas?
Consuela: Consuela.
Datehole: Nah, we like Maria better. So, Maria, Se te ve sexy con esos tejanos. Ha ha. That’s all the Spanish we know. We think it means you look hot in your jeans. Look at that, you’re not […]
Yesterday Jezebel posted an excellent item called “Crap Email from a Dude.” And really, it was quite wonderful. And by wonderful we mean that it perfectly illustrates why women have every right to hate you. You know you’ve written this email and you should be ashamed.
But what’s Datehole for if not to help you […]
See, this is what separates a bunch of shit-eating amateurs like us from the consummate pos over at Gawker: Video of Julia Allison talking about naming her column. She couldn’t be more adoreable.
“Slut it Up with Julia Allison.” Pfffft. We come up with better Julia Allison column names in our (wet) dreams. And Julia […]
This is Part 1 of 3 of a one-month in-depth investigation into the world of Adult Friend Finder, its users, its quirks, and its benefits, if any.
The first thing that strikes me about the differences between Adult Friend Finder and my Nerve/Match/eHarmony account is this question: “What are your thoughts on anal sex?” And […]