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• 06.03.07
  Breaking: The Internet Knocked Up: Apatow’s Inspiration for film revealed   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

  Datehole Exclusive Update: Studio lawyers scramble as it is discovered that rights to knockedup.com were not secured for the studio. Website raises some serious questions about the foundation of the my-dick-will-hurt-the-baby joke that the hit film relies on. Lawyers for Nine Months screenwriters Patrick Braoudé and Chris Columbus vow to continue with plagiarism lawsuit despite […]

• 06.03.07
  Breaking: Gawker Knocked Up: Denton: “Our Work is Done Here”; Studio: “Idolator not part of the deal”   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

  Datehole Exclusive Update: Despite a snarky thank you, studio executives are reportedly unhappy about having Idolator page views snuck into their Gawker Knocked Up promotional deal. “We thought we were paying for quality views on Fleshbot, Gawker and Defamer,” said a senior marketing executive for the film. He would not comment on Jezebel.
  Outside experts wonder […]

• 06.02.07
  Breaking: Jews Knocked Up: Directing Legend Comments on Film   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

  Exclusive Datehole Update: Finally reached for comment on the coming-of-age film Knocked Up, legendary director of similar films Woody Allen said, “Go fuck yourselves.”
  Stay Tuned to Datehole for all your weekend Knocked Up-dates™.

• 06.02.07
  Breaking: Klosterman Knocked Up Paradox strikes: Cultural coma sets in as Klosterman haters try to justify their admiration of film   Commentary, Film, Klosterman Approved, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

  Datehole Exclusive Upate: Across the nation today hip movie goers stepped from theaters as far reaching as Astoria, the East Village, Chelsea, and Cobble Hill (no not the one at Atlantic; the artsy one further down Court that was in Spiderman 3) and were found to be crippled by the inherent hypocrisy in their previously-held […]

• 06.02.07
  Breaking: Google Knocked Up: Term “knocked up” takes first steps toward having positive association   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

  With Google producing approximately 11,500 results for the term ‘Katherine Heigl Gets “Knocked Up”‘, experts say that the term that formerly signified an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy is well on its way to a more positive association in English speakers’ minds. Many are even going as far as to predict this as Generation Y’s “Carnal […]

• 06.02.07
  Breaking: Julia Allison not Knocked Up: EXpectations ruined; Fans form vigil to eagerly await Julia’s “Knocked Up” column   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York (0)

  Datehole Special Report: As of 5:20 pm on Saturday, June 2, Julia Allison has not, in any way that extensive Google research has been able to prove, addressed the film Knocked Up. Many witnessed crying and in need of solace. Red Cross reportedly en route. New York Manhattan not yet sure how to interpret […]

• 06.01.07
  Breaking: Gawker Gets Knocked Up: Denton fires Lockhart for not having online dating ad tie-in to Knocked Up Campaign   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, Follow-Up (4)

  It’s turning into an all-Knocked Up all-Gawker-Knocked Up weekend here at Datehole.
  On the Gawker is-it-or-isn’t-it it-doesn’t-matter it-did-the-job advertorial, commentor Astro-nom asks:
  “I have an overwhelming urge to go on a blind date to see Knocked Up, get drunk on Reyka vodka, and have irresponsible sex while listening to Maroon 5…But what internet dating site to use, […]

• 06.01.07
  Breaking: gawker Jezebel Gets Knocked Up: Addresses Manifesto Just In Time For Everyone To Already Be At Knocked Up   Commentary, Film, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, Follow-Up (0)

  Late’s better than never we guess. We take back everything we said about ignoring the abortion thing. Almost.
  We kid.
  See our earlier Knocked Up Update.

• 06.01.07
  Breaking: Gawker Gets Knocked Up: Pregnant with Advertiser’s Invoice   Commentary, Film, Klosterman Approved, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York (0)

  Knocked Up Update: Fuck me. Gawker goes all fake advertorial made to look like a joke but really advertorial hiding behind sarcasm which Gawker excells at on Knocked Up, at once pleasing their advertising overlords while at the same time not leading readers to believe they are doing paid content. That is, if it’s not […]

• 06.01.07
  Knocked Up Contest: We’re Not Even Kidding Anymore   Commentary, Film, Gawker Link Pandering, Contest (0)

  Hey it’s national Knocked Up day. We recommend that all of you go out and see the movie with a date, get irrationally interested in having a child and go immediately to the nearest bedroom, backseat or LES bathroom and have unprotected sex.
  Remember, don’t pull out.
  Intentional or not we love that Knocked Up’s marketing […]

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