Especially if it smells like mahi mahi; shit’s deeeeelicious.
If you grew up where we grew up when we grew up then you did one of two things, listened to Guns n Roses and saw the apex of the Big Johnson t-shirt movement.
Essentially, Big Johnson t-shirts were a line of shirts featuring a nerdy character named […]
Ask as ye shall receive. When we first came into possession of this picture we were going to utilize it for a contest. Indeed, who wouldn’t want to win a picture of Julia Allison like (as she claims herself) nobody else ever sees her?* But then we thought about how well our last contest went […]
In the spirit of Jezebel’s Crap Email from a Dude series we give you a special live (not exactly Alistair Cooke) reading of Crap Email from a Chick. (Warning: audio starts playing.) And by crap, we mean really, really poorly written. If we had to rename this blog it would be “Ass Wipe Bastert.”
Anyway, makes […]
Best played using Julia’s blog, Gawker and her (yet unnamed) Time Out New York column and Julia’s favorite drink: Long Island Ice Tea.
• Julia references how young and naive she used to be – take a sip
• Julia references an ex. – take a sip
• Julia makes a self-effacing statement about her looks to make herself seem […]
Yesterday Jezebel posted an excellent item called “Crap Email from a Dude.” And really, it was quite wonderful. And by wonderful we mean that it perfectly illustrates why women have every right to hate you. You know you’ve written this email and you should be ashamed.
But what’s Datehole for if not to help you […]
The Datehole Knocked Up Contest started largely as a way to voice frustration with what we saw as a film that was going to get more credit than necessary for having something meaningful to say about, well, anything. The bonus side effect might be a little self promotion.
Let’s just say results were less than […]
See, this is what separates a bunch of shit-eating amateurs like us from the consummate pos over at Gawker: Video of Julia Allison talking about naming her column. She couldn’t be more adoreable.
“Slut it Up with Julia Allison.” Pfffft. We come up with better Julia Allison column names in our (wet) dreams. And Julia […]
In light of this bullshit contest (A fucking ping pong ball?!), we are closing Datehole’s Knocked Up Contest.
And as much as we’re sure nobody will believe that it wasn’t a publicity stunt because, God knows, that’s exactly what the contest itself was supposed to be, we have a very special winner. If we didn’t […]