[ August 16, 2007; 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm. August 23, 2007; 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm. ]
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Know a girl who even pretends to like baseball? This is the date for you.
Brooklyn Bridge Fulton Ferry Park, as we have repeatedly stated, is our favorite NY park. It’s got grass, waterfront, and views of downtown NY and the Brooklyn Bridge. It is postcardian. And on Thursday […]
You can call me flower if you want to. I don’t mind.
So, this weekend, we planned a free-dom extravaganza. We got on the A train, planning to go to the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge and then out to Far Rockaway for some lovely holiday beach going. Running on a holiday schedule […]
Oh summer outdoor movie gods, why have ye forsaken us? I mean, is this punishment for allowing Fantastic Four 2 Fantastic 8 to be made? Because of Rush Hour 3? Lohan? I mean, we gave Scorsese an Oscar this year. WTF?!
Brooklyn Bridge Fulton Ferry Park, as we have repeatedly stated, is our favorite NY park. […]
[ July 2, 2007; 1:00 pm; July 5, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 6, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 12, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 13, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 14, 2007; 8:00 pm; July 15, 2007; 4:00 pm; July 19, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 20, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 21, 2007; 7:00 pm; July 22, 2007; 5:00 pm; July 26, 2007; 8:00 pm; July 27, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 28, 2007; 2:00 pm to 9:00 pm. August 2, 2007; 8:00 pm; August 3, 2007; 5:30 pm; August 4, 2007; 5:30 pm; August 9, 2007; 5:00 pm; August 10, 2007; 5:30 pm; August 11, 2007; 2:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
There are all these wonderful free events during the summer: movies, concerts, subway group participation shows, inventive use of the train platform as a bedroom or lavatory and so on. Knowing about these is serious dating currency; what makes you look smarter than (a) having interests other than drinking and eating, (b) knowing about […]
[ June 21, 2007; 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm. ]
Don’t you dare downward-dog me in the face.
Alright, you crunchy, patchouli-oil-wearing daters out there, this one might be for you; the summer solstice is nigh and with it comes the semi-religious-exercise-practioners who reserve the right to practice their stretching in mid-town traffic while slack-jawed tourists and community-service-street-cleaners look on in passing amazement and boredom . […]
But seriously, in case you thought it was, Criminal Night Court ISN’T funny.
With all of that television exposure, you’d think that Night Court was a funny place. I should let you know, if you’re looking for a GREAT time, Night Court is not the place. In fact, it’s really more on the, “Although […]
[ June 3, 2007; 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
Things aren’t turning out the way I want!!
So normally, a movie would be out of the question. Movies are uninspiring and more generally not a particularly original idea for a date. But when it’s a movie about something that’s happening right now in the city that you live in and you could […]
So graffiti isn’t everyone’s bag: some think it’s ugly, others think it’s vandalism, others think it’s both vandalism and ugly. Whatever the case may be, the 5 Pointz in LIC should put that all to bed: graffiti kicks art’s ass. This date, although adventurous, gets mad pointz ’cause it’s so wickedstoopidfresh.
More after the […]
[ May 27, 2007; 4:00 pm to 10:00 pm. ]
Not scared of anything? Pride yourself on going on dates that are way beyond the pale? Got balls that come in a dump truck? Then maybe this date’s for you (‘cause God knows it isn’t for everyone).
The Zombie Art Show at MF Gallery has been going on since April 14th and will close on May […]
Alright, so last night (Saturday, the Sabbath) I went with my special lady friend to the Hotel QT in midtown. Normally, nothing can get me to come into mid-town on a weekend (someone has to be seriously out of their fucking mind to think that I’m going to go near Times Square if I […]