Exclusive Datehole Update: Across the U.S. this weekend, conversations between youngsters are buzzing with a new phrase, shmashmortion, a term largely attributed to the hit film Knocked Up.
Sunday morning, a pedestrian in Washington Sq. Park could overhear numerous, hushed conversations between young men and women that included the term. One female NYU student who […]
Exclusive Datehole Update: As was expected all week, Maureen Dowd’s column today touched on the film Knocked Up. Under the title “Men Will Be Boys,” Dowd writes about Woody Allen and, like, sharks or some shit.
After basically running though the synopsis of the film Dowd concludes with a mind-boggling comparison between men that don’t […]
Exclusive Datehole Update: Reporters today packed a room in New York’s New School University auditorium (the one used by the bat-shit insane bearded guy who interviews Cameron Diaz about her “career accomplishments”). All were on hand to witness a panel discussion between the directors of two current films that depict very different stories about skinny […]
Exclusive Datehole Update: Finally reached for comment on the coming-of-age film Knocked Up, legendary director of similar films Woody Allen said, “Go fuck yourselves.”
Stay Tuned to Datehole for all your weekend Knocked Up-dates™.
Datehole Exclusive Upate: Across the nation today hip movie goers stepped from theaters as far reaching as Astoria, the East Village, Chelsea, and Cobble Hill (no not the one at Atlantic; the artsy one further down Court that was in Spiderman 3) and were found to be crippled by the inherent hypocrisy in their previously-held […]
With Google producing approximately 11,500 results for the term ‘Katherine Heigl Gets “Knocked Up”‘, experts say that the term that formerly signified an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy is well on its way to a more positive association in English speakers’ minds. Many are even going as far as to predict this as Generation Y’s “Carnal […]
Datehole Special Report: As of 5:20 pm on Saturday, June 2, Julia Allison has not, in any way that extensive Google research has been able to prove, addressed the film Knocked Up. Many witnessed crying and in need of solace. Red Cross reportedly en route. New York Manhattan not yet sure how to interpret […]
It’s turning into an all-Knocked Up all-Gawker-Knocked Up weekend here at Datehole.
On the Gawker is-it-or-isn’t-it it-doesn’t-matter it-did-the-job advertorial, commentor Astro-nom asks:
“I have an overwhelming urge to go on a blind date to see Knocked Up, get drunk on Reyka vodka, and have irresponsible sex while listening to Maroon 5…But what internet dating site to use, […]
Late’s better than never we guess. We take back everything we said about ignoring the abortion thing. Almost.
See our earlier Knocked Up Update.
Knocked Up Update: Fuck me. Gawker goes all fake advertorial made to look like a joke but really advertorial hiding behind sarcasm which Gawker excells at on Knocked Up, at once pleasing their advertising overlords while at the same time not leading readers to believe they are doing paid content. That is, if it’s not […]