[ August 16, 2007; 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm. August 23, 2007; 6:00 pm to 11:00 pm. ]
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Know a girl who even pretends to like baseball? This is the date for you.
Brooklyn Bridge Fulton Ferry Park, as we have repeatedly stated, is our favorite NY park. It’s got grass, waterfront, and views of downtown NY and the Brooklyn Bridge. It is postcardian. And on Thursday […]
Oh summer outdoor movie gods, why have ye forsaken us? I mean, is this punishment for allowing Fantastic Four 2 Fantastic 8 to be made? Because of Rush Hour 3? Lohan? I mean, we gave Scorsese an Oscar this year. WTF?!
Brooklyn Bridge Fulton Ferry Park, as we have repeatedly stated, is our favorite NY park. […]
What. The. Fuck?! Are you shitting us? Is July Delpy like the only French actress who can be adorable while mangling English and at the same time come across as a prissy Franc? Will Ethen have a cameo as one of her lovers? Because that would simply be the balls and be to self-absorbed artsy […]
[ July 15, 2007; 12:00 pm to 6:00 pm. ]
ehh, fuck you, I’m french.
So, if you’re a member of the blame America first crowd, no event could be better suited than Bastille day — a day in 1789 when a bunch of libertines decided to flout the law and release a bunch of known criminals into the streets for the purported good of everyone. […]
He Said, She Said features special guests discussing a topic central to New York dating.
For this edition of He Said, She Said Datehole welcomes director of hit film Knocked Up, Judd Apatow, and a 12 year old girl, whose name we cannot disclose because of some pervy law.
This week’s topic: Contraception? Necessary? If […]
Via Reuters: Pirates of the Caribbean led North American box office… Knocked Up delivered a surprisingly large bundle of joy. (Bold: ours; Bad pun: theirs) Surprising to who?
Can we make a miscarriage joke? Bad taste?
Fox is going to be pissed.
As Fox has already explained, this ends Datehole’s weekend coverage of Knocked Up. Hopefully it is also the end of beating this subject into the ground. We will now get back to actually producing somewhat useful content. (Until we announce the contest winner. Or until a politician references the film while speaking abut the abortion […]
Datehole Exclusive Update: Studio lawyers scramble as it is discovered that rights to knockedup.com were not secured for the studio. Website raises some serious questions about the foundation of the my-dick-will-hurt-the-baby joke that the hit film relies on. Lawyers for Nine Months screenwriters Patrick Braoudé and Chris Columbus vow to continue with plagiarism lawsuit despite […]
Datehole Exclusive Update: Despite a snarky thank you, studio executives are reportedly unhappy about having Idolator page views snuck into their Gawker Knocked Up promotional deal. “We thought we were paying for quality views on Fleshbot, Gawker and Defamer,” said a senior marketing executive for the film. He would not comment on Jezebel.
Outside experts wonder […]