You can call me flower if you want to. I don’t mind.
So, this weekend, we planned a free-dom extravaganza. We got on the A train, planning to go to the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge and then out to Far Rockaway for some lovely holiday beach going. Running on a holiday schedule […]
[ June 21, 2007; 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm. ]
Don’t you dare downward-dog me in the face.
Alright, you crunchy, patchouli-oil-wearing daters out there, this one might be for you; the summer solstice is nigh and with it comes the semi-religious-exercise-practioners who reserve the right to practice their stretching in mid-town traffic while slack-jawed tourists and community-service-street-cleaners look on in passing amazement and boredom . […]
While we do not particularly enjoy working out, we do see it as the means to the ultimate ends we pursue, namely, to be able to continue to check “average” for Body Type on our Match.com profile. God forbid we have to click “A Little Extra Padding.” During our workouts we watch the TVs […]
Ok, what’s the first thing that comes to mind in New York when you hear the word “dive?” Dive bar? Dumpster dive? Stage dive? Muff dive? All of those sound reasonable. What you wouldn’t expect is “scuba dive.”
And no, we don’t mean watching the NYPD recovery divers in the East River; we mean private, […]
Alright, so last night (Saturday, the Sabbath) I went with my special lady friend to the Hotel QT in midtown. Normally, nothing can get me to come into mid-town on a weekend (someone has to be seriously out of their fucking mind to think that I’m going to go near Times Square if I […]
[ May 6, 2007; 12:00 pm to 5:00 pm. ]
(this building isn’t on the tour but it is in Clinton Hill, sorry)
This is a bit on the voyeuristic side of things but this weekend, the Society for Clinton Hill is leading their annual house tour. For those of you who don’t know, Clinton Hill used to be the home of all the Manhattan […]
If you don’t think golf is sexy you haven’t seen Mrs. Tiger Woods’ boobies. Or John Daly’s. Starting a date with a little rip-it-and-grip-it can get the blood flowing. And it’s twice as safe as a batting cage so you don’t have to worry about her taking one in the eye.
Luckily the Chelsea Piers Golf […]
[ July 22, 2007; 12:00 pm to 5:00 pm. ]
If dog walking seems like more of a job for wannabe actors than a date activity, you’re just not thinking creatively enough.
Williamsburg’s Brooklyn Animal Resources Coalition at 253 Wythe Avenue (corner of North 1st Street) was established in 1987 with the mission is to provide safe haven for homeless animals and find them permanent homes. […]
How better to spend a 78 degree Sunday afternoon than pedal-boating around the pond in Prospect Park? I challenge you to find a better way. Of course, you have to actually pedal around the pond, so that could be construed as a exercise and thus WAY out of the question for some people. […]
For all of you walking over bridges, seeing plays and going to lectures — condoms and lube are a must.
Some of you may need more lube than others. Others may need more condoms. Whatever your pleasure, may I suggest getting them for free?
Perhaps this is something that you would find interesting to do […]