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Drunk

07.24.08

A Fox in Africa Drunk (0)

So, what the fuck, I’ve been in school for the past year, doing an internship in Africa for the whole summer, and Hedgehog . . . well, let’s just say that Hedgehog also flew the coop: both of us too busy to post, right? Wrong!
This son-of-a-bitch has been posting here since god-knows-when without letting […]
08.15.07

Steeped Drunk (0)

When Cisco Adler sits on a toilet is it like dropping a Tetley into a cup of water? Or is he aware enough to lift them up like those porn star guys who know that when they’re doggie-styling and the camera’s behind them they’ve got to get that thing out of the way?
08.08.07

Who the Fuck Are you winking at? Huh? HUH!? Oh…. Drunk (0)

This is clearly not an original idea but… there should be an opt-in on all online dating sites that, after you fail to properly log in three times, you’re locked out for 12 hours.
07.18.07

Datehole’s Drinking & Dating & Drinking Guide Commentary, Humor, m4w, Drunk (2)

Recently Julia Allison wrote about boozing on the first date: “I’ve never been a big drinker—I’m practically a teetotaler…. But when it comes to first dates, I can’t seem to stay sober.”

Getting women plowed on first dates was a founding precept of the Renaissance.
(Readers Note: We found it fascinating that Allison is now […]
07.05.07

At Least We Were Motivated Enough To Follow Through With One of Them Commentary, Quick Tips, Drunk (2)

1) A Quick Tip that Fox would never allow: Only date women with cell phones of the same model so that you’ll always be assured of having a working charger when you spend the night.
2) Million dollar idea: A motivational workout tape that consists solely of your exes lambasting you with all the reasons […]