It’s that time of month year when things slow to a crawl, tribal arm tattoo conferences meet at the beach to discuss new breakthroughs in roofie technology and the rest of New York restocks on Valtrex for the Fall. We here at Datehole will also be experinecing lighter posting.
We expect to be back at […]
When all of our friends were discovering Bukowski and telling us how great his shit was, we secretly knew that Philip Larkin was twelve times the poet Chuck could ever be.
And we grew into Larkin’s work the same way we grew into women; his shockingly humorous (or humorously shocking, whatever) stuff wore from our […]
What. The. Fuck?! Are you shitting us? Is July Delpy like the only French actress who can be adorable while mangling English and at the same time come across as a prissy Franc? Will Ethen have a cameo as one of her lovers? Because that would simply be the balls and be to self-absorbed artsy […]
In the spring of 2001, a show came on the Fox network. At the time I had a steady girlfriend. From my one-bedroom shithole HQ in Astoria we watched this show on a Zenith POS that I had gotten on closeout. The TV was too big for the room.
The show was really one of […]
Somewhat fascinating debate going on across a bunch of sports blogs today about women’s rolls as fans. Or more importantly, the rolls they (women sports fans) play (or fail, by design, to play) in male sports fans’ lives. Supposedly this started with a Mr. Irrelevant post about our NFL Dating Preview PSA, though this debate […]
We just bought some stuff off Ticketmaster. Blah blah blah, fuck them and fees, blah blah of course. But in the process we had a very bleak look at where we’re headed with all this captcha shit. After the jump (probably NSFW unless you edit Fleshbot or work for a Republican congressman).
We suddenly […]
It is almost NFL season. That means that the women you start dating now might carry over into the season. With this in mind, a smart dater will plan accordingly because no matter how smokingly hot, how great a cook, or how understanding she is after another of your increasingly common whisky-dick incidents, you WILL […]