Forget that condom and this could be yours:
(Thanks to Brooklyn Vegan.)
Dear Women of New York,
We understand that today was over 80 degrees but for the love of sweet Jesus… Please don’t make us ask again.
Sincerely,
The Datehole Staff
Crap. It’s 10 days late but Fleshbot brings to our attention that May is national masturbation month.
We really don’t have a great deal to say here. I don’t know about Fox but it does seem like I should note a few things considering that, if I had to be honest with myself, masturbation is […]
Dear Women of New York,
The weather is getting warmer. For all that is good and sweet please God be gentle on us and ease into it Ok? Jeez. Sweet Lord. *whimper* *mommy*
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Datehole Staff