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08.14.07

Every Day Should Be…. What’s Today Again? Humor (1)

If there’s one sport we get more excited about than pro football it’s college football. This might be because our college team was actually pretty decent most of our life. And if there’s one THING we get more exited about than college football, it’s sex. If there’s one more, it’s drinking. Which we guess would […]
08.10.07

Week Links Week Links (0)

Why does August make us horny? We think it’s the fact that women’s wearables are down to an absolute minimum combined with the fact that the football season is right around the corner.
Speaking of horny: Is it wrong that when we go to this site and the music kicks in we get aroused? Memorial […]
08.10.07

Yes, This is a Post About Poetry. Sod off. Commentary (0)

When all of our friends were discovering Bukowski and telling us how great his shit was, we secretly knew that Philip Larkin was twelve times the poet Chuck could ever be.
And we grew into Larkin’s work the same way we grew into women; his shockingly humorous (or humorously shocking, whatever) stuff wore from our […]
08.09.07

Before Delpy Commentary, Film, Humor (0)

What. The. Fuck?! Are you shitting us? Is July Delpy like the only French actress who can be adorable while mangling English and at the same time come across as a prissy Franc? Will Ethen have a cameo as one of her lovers? Because that would simply be the balls and be to self-absorbed artsy […]
08.08.07

Who the Fuck Are you winking at? Huh? HUH!? Oh…. Drunk (0)

This is clearly not an original idea but… there should be an opt-in on all online dating sites that, after you fail to properly log in three times, you’re locked out for 12 hours.
08.08.07

Big Johnson: Take 2 Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

Did we mention how much we like Fleshbot? Who doesn’t like Fleshbot? Commies, that’s who.
Anyway… we realized that our recent Big Johnsoning overlooked the first site we check when we get home from work. So, here you go, perverts.
08.08.07

Quick Tips: Crap Email From a You Quick Tips (1)

One of our favorite features over at Jezebel is Crap Email From a Dude. Today’s installment is especially awesome in its un-awesomeness.
The one unifying thing about all of these emails is that they are clearly dealing with the end of a relationship or the bitterness about the failure of a relationship that never […]
08.07.07

…and Get Off My Lawn/Island!!! Commentary (2)

In the spring of 2001, a show came on the Fox network. At the time I had a steady girlfriend. From my one-bedroom shithole HQ in Astoria we watched this show on a Zenith POS that I had gotten on closeout. The TV was too big for the room.
The show was really one of […]
08.03.07

Big Johnson Humor, Gawker Link Pandering (1)

Especially if it smells like mahi mahi; shit’s deeeeelicious.
If you grew up where we grew up when we grew up then you did one of two things, listened to Guns n Roses and saw the apex of the Big Johnson t-shirt movement.
Essentially, Big Johnson t-shirts were a line of shirts featuring a nerdy character named […]
08.03.07

Finally, Some Sports Talk From Women That Doesn’t Involve a Spice Girl Commentary, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

Somewhat fascinating debate going on across a bunch of sports blogs today about women’s rolls as fans. Or more importantly, the rolls they (women sports fans) play (or fail, by design, to play) in male sports fans’ lives. Supposedly this started with a Mr. Irrelevant post about our NFL Dating Preview PSA, though this debate […]

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