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04.16.08

We used to love that site Commentary, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

What happened?
08.24.07

Speaking Truths Commentary (0)

If you’re not reading the awesomeness that is xkcd then we have no time for you. Best online cartoons going.

Or Friendster. Or MySpace. Or…
08.24.07

Au Contraire, Period Jokes Never Get Old Commentary, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

It’s that time of month year when things slow to a crawl, tribal arm tattoo conferences meet at the beach to discuss new breakthroughs in roofie technology and the rest of New York restocks on Valtrex for the Fall. We here at Datehole will also be experinecing lighter posting.
We expect to be back at […]
08.23.07

(TM) Commentary (0)

Does anyone use Friendster anymore? We do, though not for dating. Anyway, going through our profile today we noticed that the Friendster kids have trademarked an actual state of mind.

No fucking shit it’s complicated.
08.22.07

Quick Tips: Don’t Be Pretty Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Some people are just better looking. It’s a fact. Like the sky is blue and water is wet and quarterbacks are white. Many better looking people recognize this […]
08.21.07

Ask A: Tang Dynasty Concubine Humor, Ask A (0)

The relationship advice Q&A columnist is a staple of publishing. Shit, Slate has one. And the “Ask a [Insert Unexpected Advice-Giver Here]” shtick is a worn out yet still effective gag, kind of like the reverse cowgirl and we never complain about that. So….
This week: Ask a Tang Dynasty Concubine
Dear Concubine,
My wife and I are […]
08.20.07

Women’s Programming: Your Butt Women's Programming (0)

On account of having a few female readers we thought we’d start doing a little featurette called “Women’s Programming.” This week we turn our attention to the fit of your jeans. Specifically, the butt.
Recently we read a story about how fitting rooms are being fitted with cameras so that women (and gay men) can get […]
08.16.07

Week Links Week Links (0)

Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
We’re not sure how many people read Jezebel but we imagine it’s an impressive number. Like Cosmo, we read it for “research” and because nobody, and we mean nobody, […]
08.16.07

Breaking: Julia Allison Finds Time Machine Humor, We Still Don't Have a Julia Allison Tag (0)

Did teenage Julia get a time machine and go into the future to when Craigslist was created and post this ad? looking for political savy man - w4m From the looks of it, time travel may have a couple..ahem…big unforeseen physical side effects.

Chicago police seven years ago are circulating this last known picture of […]
08.15.07

Steeped Drunk (0)

When Cisco Adler sits on a toilet is it like dropping a Tetley into a cup of water? Or is he aware enough to lift them up like those porn star guys who know that when they’re doggie-styling and the camera’s behind them they’ve got to get that thing out of the way?

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