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06.01.07

Quick Tips: Keep it Light Quick Tips (1)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

What’s with all the Billy Bob Thorton Movies?
What made you think that your date wants to know about your deepest thoughts? Was it something on TV? Maybe […]
05.30.07

Quick Tips: Talk To Your Friends Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

We need to talk.
One of the worst things that you can do when you’re dating is to keep all of your exploits to yourself. Not only does dating provide […]
05.25.07

Quick Tip: Move Pictures of Not-Ugly-Friends of the Opposite Sex Quick Tips (1)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Photographs around the apartment can often be fodder for interesting conversations. However, photographs of unknown people who are attractive can often end up taking you to a place in your […]
05.24.07

Frontline of History: Making You Smarter Upcoming Events, Learning, Under $100 (2)

[ June 4, 2007; 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
OMG! It’s my paycheck!

It’s always good to be with interesting company on a date. For the jealous types, it’s often good to not be in company that is too interesting, otherwise your date will leave you for the company: no, you’re not paranoid. So, if you’re the jealous type, you might […]
05.23.07

Quick Tips: Have a Plan On A First Date Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

I didn’t plan my date and now someone has died. Oops.
Don’t be an open-ended idiot when it comes to a first date. Have a plan for success or failure. […]
05.22.07

Smart Move: Local Documentaries Upcoming Events, Film, Free, Learning, New York (0)

[ June 3, 2007; 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
Things aren’t turning out the way I want!!
So normally, a movie would be out of the question. Movies are uninspiring and more generally not a particularly original idea for a date. But when it’s a movie about something that’s happening right now in the city that you live in and you could […]
05.21.07

Quick Tips: Bring Something Unusual Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

And when I say bring something unusual, I don’t mean a dildo, your placenta (”yours” as in the one that you were encased in as a fetus) or a monkey’s skull. Bring something that is unusual enough to start a five minute conversation that doesn’t lead to a restraining order. However, if the […]
05.18.07

Quick Tips: Don’t Arrive On Time Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. Without further ado . . .

Look at me, I arrived early and I’m standing around with my friends waiting for someone who will never show up.
Now that I’ve rested on this, […]
05.17.07

Quick Tips: Be On Time Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

This post kicks off a new Datehole feature. (Daily, we hope). Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. Without further ado . . .

Grrrr . . . . Late again, you sonofabitch!!
Look, it’s pretty simple, and you have […]
05.16.07

5 Pointz: All City Graffiti Free, Anytime, Because It's There, New York, Outdoor (0)

So graffiti isn’t everyone’s bag: some think it’s ugly, others think it’s vandalism, others think it’s both vandalism and ugly. Whatever the case may be, the 5 Pointz in LIC should put that all to bed: graffiti kicks art’s ass. This date, although adventurous, gets mad pointz ’cause it’s so wickedstoopidfresh.
More after the […]

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