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• 06.15.07
  It’s Just Lunch? It’s Just Waterloo.   Commentary, Humor, Special Report (0)

  Thees dating ting? Eees like a conquest, non?
  As a part of our ongoing series of what alternative dating ideas there are out there (Hedgehog has joined Adult FriendFinder(NSFW), I shit you not), today we look at It’s Just Lunch, the saddest chapter in the evolution of online dating. How is […]

• 06.13.07
  Quick Tips: Don’t Be Available   Quick Tips (0)

  As it has been said, the interval between desire and the fulfillment of that desire is where appreciation is developed. In other words, don’t be so desperate. If you’re always trying to set up dates with one girl in particular, you’ll likely appear to be a stalker — or worse, an amateur stalker. […]

• 06.12.07
  Yoga In Times Square: Weekly Weird Date   Upcoming Events, Exercise, Free, Risky, Outdoor (0)

  [ June 21, 2007; 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm. ]
  Don’t you dare downward-dog me in the face.

  Alright, you crunchy, patchouli-oil-wearing daters out there, this one might be for you; the summer solstice is nigh and with it comes the semi-religious-exercise-practioners who reserve the right to practice their stretching in mid-town traffic while slack-jawed tourists and community-service-street-cleaners look on in passing amazement and boredom . […]

• 06.08.07
  Quick Tips: Keep A Little List   Quick Tips (1)

  Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
  I wish I could take credit for this (or maybe I don’t), but either way, today’s tip is when dating online, keep a record of the dates that you go […]

• 06.08.07
  Comic Arts Festival 2007: PLOW! I’m a DORK   Upcoming Events, Anytime, Learning, Because It's There, Under $100 (0)

  [ June 23, 2007; 10:00 am to 6:00 pm. June 24, 2007; 10:00 am to 6:00 pm. ]

  If you can pull this off, either your date is a total dork, or you’re a fucking genius. I’d suspect the latter for most of us, but I’m sure the former applies as well. This date is about looking at the hand-drawn and inked side of life: on Saturday & Sunday, June 23rd […]

• 06.07.07
  Quick Tips: Stop Talking About Yourself   Quick Tips (0)

  Do you find me interesting? Yeah, me too! Why don’t I tell you a little about yourself.
  You’re interesting to you. We know. We’ve seen the lip smear on your mirrors. But here’s a tip: try, just a little bit, to not talk about yourself all the time. Here’s an example […]

• 06.05.07
  Quick Tips: Screen Your Calls   Quick Tips (0)

  This is simple enough, but it’s been known to throw off even the most experienced date machine; don’t take calls from other potential dates while on a date. Although it may seem like it makes you mysterious or interesting, it doesn’t. It just makes you a douche. Plus, this is prime territory […]

• 06.05.07
  Sex, Sex, Sex: Tell Us About It   Commentary (0)

  Get out of my room, tramp.
  The Museum of Sex (SFW) is trying to honestly gather up the copulative histories of people nationwide. It seems that SF, LA, Chicago, NY and Miami are over-represented, but that can’t be because they’re having more sex than everyone else . . . probably just the same amount […]

• 06.04.07
  Night Court: No Bull (ugh!)   Free, Learning, Double Date, Because It's There, Risky, New York (2)

  But seriously, in case you thought it was, Criminal Night Court ISN’T funny.
  With all of that television exposure, you’d think that Night Court was a funny place. I should let you know, if you’re looking for a GREAT time, Night Court is not the place. In fact, it’s really more on the, “Although […]

• 06.03.07
  Get Excited   Commentary, Hey! Our Navel! (1)

  Tomorrow is Monday, and do you know what that means?!  Summary of the wonderful dates that happened over the weekend that can be replicated. No more of this Datehole-Knocked-Up infatuation!  It could easily have its own category now, if it didn’t fit so easily into shameless pandering . . . Things to look forward to?  […]

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