So, what the fuck, I’ve been in school for the past year, doing an internship in Africa for the whole summer, and Hedgehog . . . well, let’s just say that Hedgehog also flew the coop: both of us too busy to post, right? Wrong!
This son-of-a-bitch has been posting here since god-knows-when without letting […]
You can call me flower if you want to. I don’t mind.
So, this weekend, we planned a free-dom extravaganza. We got on the A train, planning to go to the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge and then out to Far Rockaway for some lovely holiday beach going. Running on a holiday schedule […]
Last Saturday night I went to the The West Side Pistol Range. Can you imagine that “holy shit this sounds fucking so awesome I can’t fucking believe it?!” moment you have when you get to go on a date where you’re actually shooting pistols and fucking AT THE SAME TIME?! Well, […]
[ July 15, 2007; 12:00 pm to 6:00 pm. ]
ehh, fuck you, I’m french.
So, if you’re a member of the blame America first crowd, no event could be better suited than Bastille day — a day in 1789 when a bunch of libertines decided to flout the law and release a bunch of known criminals into the streets for the purported good of everyone. […]
If you thought that Henry Rollins was bad; this eligible bachelor can barely answer straightforward questions. And those questions he does answer highlight one of life’s great mysteries: how did this man date ever? Even more mysteriously, he was able to carry on a year long relationship with Robin Givens who […]
[ July 2, 2007; 1:00 pm; July 5, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 6, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 12, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 13, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 14, 2007; 8:00 pm; July 15, 2007; 4:00 pm; July 19, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 20, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 21, 2007; 7:00 pm; July 22, 2007; 5:00 pm; July 26, 2007; 8:00 pm; July 27, 2007; 7:30 pm; July 28, 2007; 2:00 pm to 9:00 pm. August 2, 2007; 8:00 pm; August 3, 2007; 5:30 pm; August 4, 2007; 5:30 pm; August 9, 2007; 5:00 pm; August 10, 2007; 5:30 pm; August 11, 2007; 2:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
There are all these wonderful free events during the summer: movies, concerts, subway group participation shows, inventive use of the train platform as a bedroom or lavatory and so on. Knowing about these is serious dating currency; what makes you look smarter than (a) having interests other than drinking and eating, (b) knowing about […]
On a first date, it’s always better to go short rather than long. The temptation is to make it go long if it’s going well, but it may actually make more sense (if you’re looking for longevity) to cut things somewhat short: absence makes the heart grow fonder. I know, it’s bullshit […]
This is an old playground tip that your mother, father or foster parent told you when you were little: when a boy or girl teases you, punches you, throws rocks at your head, or pours sand down your underpants, it’s because he or she likes you and is unable to express that interest appropriately […]
Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
The Knocked Up Contest has a very special winner. (Like, short-bus special.) We will announce with a picture next week.
“An Ontario judge has ruled that Steven Cranley cannot have […]