In the spring of 2001, a show came on the Fox network. At the time I had a steady girlfriend. From my one-bedroom shithole HQ in Astoria we watched this show on a Zenith POS that I had gotten on closeout. The TV was too big for the room.
The show was really one of […]
Especially if it smells like mahi mahi; shit’s deeeeelicious.
If you grew up where we grew up when we grew up then you did one of two things, listened to Guns n Roses and saw the apex of the Big Johnson t-shirt movement.
Essentially, Big Johnson t-shirts were a line of shirts featuring a nerdy character named […]
Somewhat fascinating debate going on across a bunch of sports blogs today about women’s rolls as fans. Or more importantly, the rolls they (women sports fans) play (or fail, by design, to play) in male sports fans’ lives. Supposedly this started with a Mr. Irrelevant post about our NFL Dating Preview PSA, though this debate […]
We just bought some stuff off Ticketmaster. Blah blah blah, fuck them and fees, blah blah of course. But in the process we had a very bleak look at where we’re headed with all this captcha shit. After the jump (probably NSFW unless you edit Fleshbot or work for a Republican congressman).
We suddenly […]
On account of having a few female readers we thought we’d start doing a little featurette called “Women’s Programming.” This week we turn our attention to our favorite songs about us killing you.
Every guy has a favorite song about killing his girlfriend/wife/lover. But what exactly does his favorite song about killing you say about him? […]
Must be watched to be believed.
Fucking slutty hammer. We wonder how women feel about having their vaginas compared to “smelly,” worn out old hiking boots?
[ August 10, 2007; 12:00 am to 11:00 pm. ] Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain’t got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. And before I get to the sexy details about this date, let me tell you this: Friday Night Fights is the shit. It’s not the bomb. It’s not the sweetness. It is the shit. Friday […]
There are all these wonderful free events during the summer: movies, concerts, subway group participation shows, inventive use of the train platform as a bedroom or lavatory and so on. Knowing about these is serious dating currency; what makes you look smarter than (a) having interests other than drinking and eating, (b) knowing about […]
There are all these wonderful free events during the summer: movies, concerts, subway group participation shows, inventive use of the train platform as a bedroom or lavatory and so on. Knowing about these is serious dating currency; what makes you look smarter than (a) having interests other than drinking and eating, (b) knowing about […]
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There are all these wonderful free events during the summer: movies, concerts, subway group participation shows, inventive use of the train platform as a bedroom or lavatory and so on. Knowing about these is serious dating currency; what makes you look smarter than (a) having interests other than drinking and eating, (b) knowing about […]