What. The. Fuck?! Are you shitting us? Is July Delpy like the only French actress who can be adorable while mangling English and at the same time come across as a prissy Franc? Will Ethen have a cameo as one of her lovers? Because that would simply be the balls and be to self-absorbed artsy types what the Stan Lee cameos in Hulk and Spidey are to nerds.
And if our generation emulated a youthful, pretty-boy writer wannabe’s heartbreak and self-pity in the face of his own romantic inaction and consequent loss… then is the next generation going to emulate an anxious and fidgety Jewish guy’s self-obsession in the face of his own all-consuming jealousy. Will this finally answer the question of is it better to have loved and lost than to never loved at all? Will we finally be able to agree that Budapest is ten times better than Paris?
Where’s that fat-ass Brando and a stick of butter when you need him?