Completely random: Has anyone ever seen Julia Allison in a pair of jeans? WTF? Datehole promises a special gift* to anyone with photographic evidence that the woman actually has denim.
If she doesn’t, well, we might just have to reassess our… assessment of her. You know, that’s like a Tom Wolfe fashion move….
* Our last […]
Fuck. No. Stay in LA Glamour boy.
And no, we’re not putting the “humor” tag on this.
Are you at a baseball game without a shirt?
If you thought that Henry Rollins was bad; this eligible bachelor can barely answer straightforward questions. And those questions he does answer highlight one of life’s great mysteries: how did this man date ever? Even more mysteriously, he was able to carry on a year long relationship with Robin Givens who […]
This is Henry Rollins talking about dating. We think it’s supposed to be funny… maybe. It mostly just makes us glad not to be dating Henry Rollins. “I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow…” Oooooooooooook Hank, whatever you say.
After the jump, the real Henry Rollins video about dating.
“I’ll tell you things you […]
In the spirit of Jezebel’s Crap Email from a Dude series we give you a special live (not exactly Alistair Cooke) reading of Crap Email from a Chick. (Warning: audio starts playing.) And by crap, we mean really, really poorly written. If we had to rename this blog it would be “Ass Wipe Bastert.”
Anyway, makes […]
We got an email the other day from a “fan.” It was a girl. Now, we’re not sure how we feel about reaching the female audience (speaking for myself, it makes me a little nervous) so we only ask that, if you do in fact have a vagina and read this site, please don’t take […]
Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
Welcome to Week Links. In honor of July 4th and American tastes, this will be short, shameless and probably fundamentally sexist.
We have to hand it to the Jezegals, […]
1) A Quick Tip that Fox would never allow: Only date women with cell phones of the same model so that you’ll always be assured of having a working charger when you spend the night.
2) Million dollar idea: A motivational workout tape that consists solely of your exes lambasting you with all the reasons […]
What’s more patriotic than a half-Jewish black rockstar covering American Woman? We’d post The Guess Who’s original but their video doesn’t star Roller Girl; commies.
Happy 4th of July.
Best played using Julia’s blog, Gawker and her (yet unnamed) Time Out New York column and Julia’s favorite drink: Long Island Ice Tea.
• Julia references how young and naive she used to be – take a sip
• Julia references an ex. – take a sip
• Julia makes a self-effacing statement about her looks to make herself seem […]