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07.22.07

Art is Other People Humor, m4w (1)

See what we did there? We spelled out “women” using a font made of meat. Warhol was just a twat with funny hair and better drugs.
We would have done the accompanying “men” but we couldn’t find the dogshit version.
07.20.07

Week Links Week Links (0)

Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
Is everyone else as worried as we are about the progression of Indy 4? We saw Transformers and Shia LaBeauoofe was less than inspiring….
Via the Scanner (via DListed) […]
07.19.07

Off Topic: Google Image Gambling Uncategorized, Humor (0)

Are you a degenerate gambler who’s stuck in an office all day with a firewall that blocks Bodog and an open seating arrangement that makes playing blackjack with colleagues too obvious? Well, fear not.
Datehole gives you Google Image Gambling. Simply go to Google Image search and select a term that can easily be misconstrued. Then […]
07.18.07

Datehole’s Drinking & Dating & Drinking Guide Commentary, Humor, m4w, Drunk (2)

Recently Julia Allison wrote about boozing on the first date: “I’ve never been a big drinker—I’m practically a teetotaler…. But when it comes to first dates, I can’t seem to stay sober.”

Getting women plowed on first dates was a founding precept of the Renaissance.
(Readers Note: We found it fascinating that Allison is now […]
07.18.07

Best. Tattoo. Ever. Commentary, Humor (0)

And now that we know we actually have female readers, we’d like to go on record as saying that the L.A., I’m-a-13-year-old, full-shaven thing scares us. We understand that as men get increasingly Beckhamed women feel the need to maintain some demarcation line of femininity. But please no.
07.16.07

Better Know an Online Dating Model: Charlotte Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Charlotte from Yahoo! Personals.
Datehole: Hi there.
Charlotte: Hello. How are you?
Datehole: Hey, we’ll ask the questions around here. So, you’re from Phoenix, Arizona. What’s it like to be cat-called by 70 year old men with calves like plucked […]
07.13.07

Datehole Special Report: Deep Inside Adult Friend Finder Part 2 Commentary, New York, Follow-Up, Special Report (2)

This is Part 2 of 3 of a one-month in-depth investigation into the world of Adult Friend Finder, its users, its quirks, and its benefits, if any. Read Part one here.
Due to the heat and the fact that the subject matter is ultimately boring the shit out of us, this section of the report […]
07.12.07

Blame America! Bastille Day ‘07 Upcoming Events, Film, Under $50, Music, Outdoor (1)

[ July 15, 2007; 12:00 pm to 6:00 pm. ]
ehh, fuck you, I’m french.

So, if you’re a member of the blame America first crowd, no event could be better suited than Bastille day — a day in 1789 when a bunch of libertines decided to flout the law and release a bunch of known criminals into the streets for the purported good of everyone. […]
07.12.07

Charles, Not So Much in Charge Anymore. Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

If anyone has a time machine they would be willing to lend to Datehole please email us at thedatehole@yahoo.com. We have a very desperate need to take a VHS copy of these shows back in time and show them to the women girls who wouldn’t pay attention to us because they were too busy putting […]
07.11.07

It’s in the Details Commentary, Humor (0)

We’re not going to get into this anal sex debate; but this Details article on the subject displays maybe the fastest way to get denied anal sex: Having a woman see you reading the article. Also, below is a list of all 13 euphemisms Details used in the 1080-word article.
• backdoor (one word)
• penetrating Miss Ladylike’s […]

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