He Said, She Said features special guests discussing a topic central to New York dating.
For this edition of He Said, She Said Datehole welcomes the world’s most prestigious fictional wizard Harry Potter and soon to be legal in Alabama, Louisiana, Tennessee and Alaska, Hermione Granger.
This week’s topic: The workplace: Great pick-up place or just asking for trouble?
Harry: Hooking up with somebody at work seems like it might create considerable problems.
Hermione: (Hick.)
Harry: I mean, what if something goes wrong?
Hermione: (Hick) I’m so destroyed. (Hick.) Did anyone get the number of what hit me? *giggle* I hope it wore protection.
Harry: You really have to maintain a level of professional behavior with this person which is probably hard once you’ve been intimate.
Hermione: Oh wow, I. Am. So. Plowed.
Harry: Hermione… again? We were supposed to…
Hermione: Plowed. That’s a funny word. You want to plow me don’t you Harry?
Harry: Really Hermione, this isn’t…
Hermione: But you can(hick)… can(hick)… can’t. Because you just want a little red-headed magic wand don’t ya’?
Harry: Hermione!
Thank you both for providing us with the lamest, most obvious, mailing-it-in Harry Potter joke ever.
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