Are you a degenerate gambler who’s stuck in an office all day with a firewall that blocks Bodog and an open seating arrangement that makes playing blackjack with colleagues too obvious? Well, fear not.
Datehole gives you Google Image Gambling. Simply go to Google Image search and select a term that can easily be misconstrued. Then pick the number (or an over/under) out of the 20 results that you think will be one way or another and place your bets. For example, would you bet that a search for “bush” would return at least one hairy clam? (You’d be wrong). Or how about an image search for “beaver?” (It produces a surprising first-page result of 13 of 20 actual tree-gnawing, dam-building beavers.) Will a search for “cunt” return anything that isn’t a vagina, like, for example, Hillary?
Obviously there are probably SFW versions of this game depending on the terms; but who cares. They are for the kind of people who only play poker past the flop if they were the blind. Pussies.
Good luck gambling.
