Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Charlotte from Yahoo! Personals.
Datehole: Hi there.
Charlotte: Hello. How are you?
Datehole: Hey, we’ll ask the questions around here. So, you’re from Phoenix, Arizona. What’s it like to be cat-called by 70 year old men with calves like plucked chickens? Don’t you hate how just because they’re old people let them get away with that shit because it makes them “adorable?”
Charlotte: Actually, there are a lot of nice guys in Phoenix.
Datehole: Any guy ever take you on a date to Pink Taco? That seems almost ridiculous enough to work.
Charlotte: No. But I would go.
Datehole: On a date, if a guy tells you he’s an Arizona Cardinals fan do you already know he’ll be crap in bed?
Charlotte: The Cardinals are a fun team.
Datehole: Actually, Charlotte, unlike most online dating models you seem very approachable, not sluttier than a Scores stripper and a very sweet, attractive young woman a guy could actually meet and like. So what the fuck are you doing on a dating site?
Charlotte: I just did this as a show of support for my girlfriend Bridget who’s trying to get back out there after a bad “starter” marriage.
Datehole: Wow. Can we take you out on a date then?
Charlotte: I wouldn’t even cross the street with you.
Datehole: Thanks for taking the time to talk with us. Bitch.
