If you thought that Henry Rollins was bad; this eligible bachelor can barely answer straightforward questions. And those questions he does answer highlight one of life’s great mysteries: how did this man date ever? Even more mysteriously, he was able to carry on a year long relationship with Robin Givens who is, for all her faults, clearly not retarded. But how is this possible when you’re dating someone who says things like, “I’ll fuck you ’till you love me, faggot.”
To his credit, I think Tyson might be in a state of being permanently concussed, whereas Henry isn’t . . . at all. Perhaps this highlights the myriad reasons why you might want to avoid celebrity dating.
[Ed: I did seriously question whether or not this is even humor]