This is Henry Rollins talking about dating. We think it’s supposed to be funny… maybe. It mostly just makes us glad not to be dating Henry Rollins. “I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow…” Oooooooooooook Hank, whatever you say.
After the jump, the real Henry Rollins video about dating.
“I’ll tell you things you already know so you can say, ‘I really identify with you so much’” Sweet Jesus.
