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Week Links

Week Links

07.06.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…

Welcome to Week Links. In honor of July 4th and American tastes, this will be short, shameless and probably fundamentally sexist.

We have to hand it to the Jezegals, the trio has been threesoming the crap out of some great stuff all week. First, could Adderall be the reverse date rape drug? Also, Jessica, bitch or harpy? Finally, the best yet in their Crap Email from a Dude series.

It’s our Julia Allison Drinking Game.

Remember, the 77 Drums thing is on Saturday in the Brooklyn Bridge Park.

Also on the 7th: Celebrate the loss of Tony Parker’s manhood by feeling what it’s like: Cat Power (with Built to Spill) is at McCarren Park in Williamsburg. Tickets are going on Craigslist for under face.

We don’t do so much celebrity news here but this comment from Kelly Clarkson threw us for a loop: “Call me Texan, but I don’t think of marijuana like that. I don’t understand people who drink too much. I think, ‘Why do you drink so much? It just adds calories.’” Texan?

We had never even heard of Plentyoffish.com. Apparently it’s a huge deal, like Craigslist but only for dating.

JewishJournal.com surprise headline of the week: “Marry first, date later.”

Do you Did you put together models? You’ll love Jellio’s Drive In wall art. We love this squirt gun thing too, though it seems like you could make it yourself.

And rounding out a Week Links heavy with Craigslist: A guide to sex. “NEVER use the words ‘mama’ and ‘daddy’ during sex. NEVER. The answer to ‘Does mama like it when daddy sucks her clit?’ doesn’t matter…” and “If you really don’t know how to give good oral sex, remember the alphabet trick. If you don’t know the alphabet trick, it’s simple. Draw the letters of the alphabet on her pussy/over her clit with your tongue. Really, it is that simple.” Fascinating. We’ll never say the alphabet the same again.

Hey, what’d the Southern girl say when she was having sex? “Not so hard Dad, you’re crushing my cigarettes.” Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, we’re outta’ here.

Got something? Send it to us: thedatehole [at] yahoo.com

07.06.07 | Comment | Posted by Hedgehog


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