We got an email the other day from a “fan.” It was a girl. Now, we’re not sure how we feel about reaching the female audience (speaking for myself, it makes me a little nervous) so we only ask that, if you do in fact have a vagina and read this site, please don’t take us too seriously; some of our humor can be misogynistacular.
In return, we promise to never use the phrase “Don’t hate the player, hate the game” no matter how true we may believe it to be.
If you’re old enough, you know this picture is of a cootie; get it, a post about girls and an image of a “cootie?” Keep up people, this isn’t exactly Pynchon.
Finally, and keep in mind we’re not designers (we like fucking squirt gun art for Christ sake)… but if you’re looking for some cool designs or just need to see how neato a personal website can be when done right (i.e. without Flashgasms) check out Datehole reader Gift Chowchuvech’s site And yes, no shit, that’s her real name. And yes, I’m sure she’s heard that line before.
Update: This is why we’re better at blogging about impressign girls than actually impressing girls. It has been brought to our atention that we misspelled “Chowchuvech.”

What are you talking about?!? I’m totally impressed.
Yeah, well, in the process of updating the spelling we misspelled “impressing.” You should have to get a license to blog. Christ.
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