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At Least We Were Motivated Enough To Follow Through With One of Them

07.05.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

1) A Quick Tip that Fox would never allow: Only date women with cell phones of the same model so that you’ll always be assured of having a working charger when you spend the night.

2) Million dollar idea: A motivational workout tape that consists solely of your exes lambasting you with all the reasons you weren’t good enough for them. You’re guaranteed to lift 10% more weight while you hear that harpy shrieking, “I can no longer stand your belly flapping up against my butt when you do me from behind.” New max bench press, here we come.

3) Add a “drunk” tag to your blog.

07.05.07 | 2 Comments | Posted by Hedgehog

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