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June 2007

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• 06.15.07
  It’s Just Lunch? It’s Just Waterloo.   Commentary, Humor, Special Report (0)

  Thees dating ting? Eees like a conquest, non?
  As a part of our ongoing series of what alternative dating ideas there are out there (Hedgehog has joined Adult FriendFinder(NSFW), I shit you not), today we look at It’s Just Lunch, the saddest chapter in the evolution of online dating. How is […]

• 06.14.07
  Datehole Special Report: Deep Inside Adult Friend Finder   Commentary, m4w, New York, Special Report (6)

  This is Part 1 of 3 of a one-month in-depth investigation into the world of Adult Friend Finder, its users, its quirks, and its benefits, if any.
  The first thing that strikes me about the differences between Adult Friend Finder and my Nerve/Match/eHarmony account is this question: “What are your thoughts on anal sex?” And […]

• 06.14.07
  Quick tips: Be Average   Quick Tips (0)

  Look, we all want to look like Tyler Durden. None of us do. But by trying to pass yourself off as “less than” your true self in your online dating profile, you’re only hurting your chances.
  Tell the truth. Or at least keep the lies out of “extravagant” territory. Even though we could probably get […]

• 06.13.07
  I was totally going to create a tag for this called “Datehole finally succumbs to talking about Spears/Lohan” but I thought Fox would be too pissed so I made it a Title   Commentary, Humor (0)

  Does anyone remember the epiphany Jane Fonda had where she started leveraging her star power and went from wank-material bimbo to ahead-of-her-time cultural critic?
  Us neither. But we present to you the official homepage of one Miss Britney Spears:

• 06.13.07
  Help Us Help You   Commentary, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

  Hey, reader boy! Listen up: You don’t know what it’s like to be us out here for you. We work our butts off trying to come up with good, detailed ideas so you have better options than “how about we meet for drinks at Angel Share.” It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that we will […]

• 06.13.07
  Quick Tips: Don’t Be Available   Quick Tips (0)

  As it has been said, the interval between desire and the fulfillment of that desire is where appreciation is developed. In other words, don’t be so desperate. If you’re always trying to set up dates with one girl in particular, you’ll likely appear to be a stalker — or worse, an amateur stalker. […]

• 06.12.07
  Julia Allison Does the Impossible: Cheapens Self   Commentary, Humor, Under $50, m4w, New York, Hey! Our Navel! (0)

  Update: This article originally included a Photoshop MS Paint image of Ms. Allison that, when brought to our attention, was removed on account of it overstepped the boundary even by our cesspool-levels. We apologize to Julia. And we hope she remains a fan knows […]

• 06.12.07
  Yoga In Times Square: Weekly Weird Date   Upcoming Events, Exercise, Free, Risky, Outdoor (0)

  [ June 21, 2007; 6:00 pm to 7:00 pm. ]
  Don’t you dare downward-dog me in the face.

  Alright, you crunchy, patchouli-oil-wearing daters out there, this one might be for you; the summer solstice is nigh and with it comes the semi-religious-exercise-practioners who reserve the right to practice their stretching in mid-town traffic while slack-jawed tourists and community-service-street-cleaners look on in passing amazement and boredom . […]

• 06.12.07
  …& Iraq 1 & NWA & Cher fucking a battleship & AIDS   Commentary, Humor (0)

  We here at Datehole do not often comment on women’s fashion because we already talk too much about shit we don’t really understand.
  However…
  We’ve noted the disturbing trend of the suspender short:

  So let’s just make a deal, we won’t wear skinny jeans on dates with you and you don’t let this shit get out of […]

• 06.11.07
  Our Knocked Up Contest Doesn’t Care About You Either   Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, Contest, Follow-Up (0)

  In light of this bullshit contest (A fucking ping pong ball?!), we are closing Datehole’s Knocked Up Contest.
  And as much as we’re sure nobody will believe that it wasn’t a publicity stunt because, God knows, that’s exactly what the contest itself was supposed to be, we have a very special winner. If we didn’t […]

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