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06.21.07

C-Nova’s 122: Sidewalk Chalking C-nova's 122 (0)

C-Nova’s 122™ is a collection of highly creative things you can do to impress a woman you are dating. The 122 honors the 122 women Giacomo Casanova mentions having slept with in his book “Story of My Life.”
This week, #47: Sidewalk Chalking
Sometimes the power of a gift isn’t in the gift itself but in […]
06.20.07

Quick Tips: No Cologne Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Women like smells. They also like the way men smell. Your mission is to manage the smell.
Twelve-year-old boys wear cologne. You know what else they do? Lack […]
06.19.07

Less-Crappy Email from two Dudes Commentary, Humor, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

Yesterday Jezebel posted an excellent item called “Crap Email from a Dude.” And really, it was quite wonderful. And by wonderful we mean that it perfectly illustrates why women have every right to hate you. You know you’ve written this email and you should be ashamed.
But what’s Datehole for if not to help you […]
06.19.07

Evertyhing’s Coming Up Lydia Commentary, Humor, New York (0)

Here at Datehole we fully intend to continue honoring Pride Week without once doing anything insulting. It’s a high order. Anyway, below is the gayest scene from one of our favorite films (which is never mentioned as often as it shold be unlike, say, Shawshank).

Gayer than the clarinet section and twice as adoreable.
06.18.07

Quick Tip: Make Fun of People You Like Quick Tips (0)

This is an old playground tip that your mother, father or foster parent told you when you were little: when a boy or girl teases you, punches you, throws rocks at your head, or pours sand down your underpants, it’s because he or she likes you and is unable to express that interest appropriately […]
06.18.07

Knocked Up Contest: The Winner Commentary, Humor, Gawker Link Pandering, New York, Contest, Follow-Up (2)

The Datehole Knocked Up Contest started largely as a way to voice frustration with what we saw as a film that was going to get more credit than necessary for having something meaningful to say about, well, anything. The bonus side effect might be a little self promotion.
Let’s just say results were less than […]
06.17.07

I Learning It From Watching You, Ok! Commentary, Humor (0)

Today is Father’s Day. Make sure to call your dad.
And if you happen to be at home (not living there we hope), Datehole fully endorses Knob Creek as the go-to courage builder for speaking with your father about something other than sports or your job, and, if necessitated by an awkward, close passing in a […]
06.16.07

Please Welcome Mr. Fagot Commentary, Humor, New York (0)

This weekend is the start of Pride Week in New York City. (Warning: Site starts playing music that is NSFW. And by NSFW we mean NSF continuing your job without starting any rumors about your sexual orientation).
Being a dating site mostly focused on straight people, we don’t really cover the LGBT crowd. We wouldn’t […]
06.15.07

Breaking: Julia Allison Knows Who We Are, Calls Us Cheeky (and Bastards); “Balks” at Appearing on Datehole Humor, m4w, Gawker Link Pandering (0)

See, this is what separates a bunch of shit-eating amateurs like us from the consummate pos over at Gawker: Video of Julia Allison talking about naming her column. She couldn’t be more adoreable.
“Slut it Up with Julia Allison.” Pfffft. We come up with better Julia Allison column names in our (wet) dreams. And Julia […]
06.15.07

Week Links Week Links (1)

Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
The Knocked Up Contest has a very special winner. (Like, short-bus special.) We will announce with a picture next week.
“An Ontario judge has ruled that Steven Cranley cannot have […]

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