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Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model: Consuela

06.28.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

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This week, Consuela from MiGente.com.

Datehole: Hola.

Consuela: Hola.

Datehole: ¿Cómo te llamas?

Consuela: Consuela.

Datehole: Nah, we like Maria better. So, Maria, Se te ve sexy con esos tejanos. Ha ha. That’s all the Spanish we know. We think it means you look hot in your jeans. Look at that, you’re not even wearing jeans. Whatever. We’re not learning the term for “open dress shirt and panties.” So what’s up with MiGente? Can we be your gente? We’re total gents.

Consuela Maria: Cachondo! ¿Te voy a dar una patada en los cojones?

Datehole: Sounds hot.

Consuela Maria: Voy a llamar a la policia. En Serio.

Datehole: Whatever you want sweetheart.

06.28.07 | 1 Comment | Posted by Hedgehog

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