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Week Links

Week Links

06.22.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…

We announced our Knocked Up contest winner, officially ending this long nightmare for all of us.

One of our favorite named blogs, Feministing, points us to a Manhattan Mini Storage ad that shows how great advertising can be when you grow a pair.

Jezebel started their Crap Email From a Dude feature. We made it less crappy.

Get ready to get PLOWed, dork.

This is our favorite Craigslist posting of all time. “You are in disbelief that you are actually now masturbating in bed beside her as she snores.”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Fucking why? She’s like Julia Allison without any of the character. “A tapas bar, not a topless bar.” (Fake giggle.) All the charm of a PowerPoint presentation mixed with all the usefulness of a dental dam. “Remember, even a bad date makes a great story.” Uh huh. Good stories indeed.

We had a birthday. We did not get what we wanted.

From the land of the Kama Sutra comes… nobody anymore.

From the Useful as a Third Tit Desk: Below are a few tips from a new book called How to Survive Dating; a book so bad we’re not linking it:
• Don’t use a coupon for 20 percent off the meal on your first date.
• Don’t talk about the following things, unless you know the woman and know she is also interested in the thing you’re talking about: baseball, The Grateful Dead, former girlfriends, your mother, your car, your cell phone, golfing and politics.

And, atop a week of great shit, Julia Allison recognized us and called us bastards. We’ve never been so proud.

Got something? Send it to us: thedatehole [at] yahoo.com

06.22.07 | Comment | Posted by Hedgehog


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