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Go North Young Old Man

06.21.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

One of us here at Datehole just had a birthday. We are now at the primo dating age where older women think we’re young enough to be studly, and younger women think we’re old enough to be mature but not “ewwwwww”. Happy Birthday to us.

But we did not get much in line of presents. Maybe because we’ve alienated anyone who ever liked us. Maybe because the mailman didn’t feel like carrying the heavy stuff this week. Anyway, even if we do get some tardy gifts there is simply nothing on God’s green earth that we could possibly want more than what follows after the jump:


Fuck and yes. If you know who Peter North is, you understand; additionally, you are sick and in need of help. You are also in all likelihood incapable of ever again having a normal relationship with a woman. If you don’t know who this is, well, we really don’t know what to say.

You can buy the above bottle of wonderful at… that’s right… Amazon.com.

And, to keep Peter busy, below is the picture you get when you Google “I googled happy birthday and found this”:

No need to rush girls, Pete’s got enough for all of you.

06.21.07 | Comment | Posted by Hedgehog


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