Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Women like smells. They also like the way men smell. Your mission is to manage the smell.
Twelve-year-old boys wear cologne. You know what else they do? Lack pubic hair and get boners from looking at the shape of a coke bottle. Are you a twelve-year-old boy? Your only involvement with cologne should be when you take her there to apologize for being a jackass.
And while we understand that every guy needs a little deodorant, the simple fact is that Axe smells like one-sided oral sex and/or date rape. If you must, try something dry and clean like Arm & Hammer.
Better yet, shower with Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint soap. Compared to this stuff, Irish Spring is a drunken leprechaun with no pants laying face down in a gutter. It makes your body tingle and it’s organic. We have received many a compliment on how naturally fresh it leaves the skin without totally erasing the fact that you should smell a little bit like a man. You are a man, right?