Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
“An Ontario judge has ruled that Steven Cranley cannot have a girlfriend until 2010.” Carlos Mencia says: “Theeeeese eeeees my new excuse for breaking it off the morning after sleeeeeeeeping with dates.”
“Sexy” nature? Or just plain pornographic? If we were John Ashcroft, we’d clearcut our national forests to protect our children from blogs like this.
Hedgehog went all Dateline-NBC by going deep inside Adult Friend Finder. A Datehole exclusive 3-part investigation begins. And Fox met his Waterloo at It’s Just Lunch: “I’d have a better chance of bringing home a date from a K.D. Lang concert…”
Yoga + Times Square = Potentially Cool Date
The 5th Annual New York Burlesque Festival schedule is out.
Dating 4.0, helping closeted gay men from top universities find similarly-astute frigid partners for future world domination: “Pickup lines are like strong cologne: they should be used sparingly or not at all.” Indeed.
McCauneheyayhay: Bachelor of the year.
Our feelings on cargo shorts (especially on a date, gah!) are summed up perfectly in this Jezebel video. What are all those extra pockets for? Certainly not for holding overflowing personality.
That’s Right, this is a picture of a unicorn fucking a dolphin. After Knob Creek, it’s pretty much our favorite thing ever.
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