Hey, reader boy! Listen up: You don’t know what it’s like to be us out here for you. We work our butts off trying to come up with good, detailed ideas so you have better options than “how about we meet for drinks at Angel Share.” It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that we will never fully tell you about, ok?
The least you can do is send your tips or ideas to thedatehole [at] yahoo.com. We promise that if they’re good we’ll pursue them and then share it, in detail, with the world 70 people who read us. We’re all trying to just help each other here right? We mean, are you really satisfied with ideas like this?
Alternatively, just tell your friends about us. Don’t make us beg. We lose our sexy when we get on our knees.
Send those tips. thedatehole [at] yahoo.com.
