American citizens, and assholes looking to efficiently distribute pictures of their turgid penises, awoke today to huge blow from nationwide arbiter of second-hand furniture and thousandth-hand cock, Craigslist.com. The once-revelutionary dedicated to developing his site for “good” struggled to come to terms with a statement he made a couple years ago to Forbes: “…if it’s not something the users are asking for, we don’t consider it.”
Craig couldn’t be reached for comment as he was believed to be getting plowed on tequila in an attempt to deal with his first forays into profit-based censorship. Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annon and Mark Cuban were believed to be en route.
Listpic users continued to hit F5 until late into the night.
Here was his reasoning