Do you find me interesting? Yeah, me too! Why don’t I tell you a little about yourself.
You’re interesting to you. We know. We’ve seen the lip smear on your mirrors. But here’s a tip: try, just a little bit, to not talk about yourself all the time. Here’s an example of telling someone a bit too much about yourself:
1. I don’t like to snuggle everytime we bang.
2. Sex isn’t always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey fucking. It’s cool.
3. I’m short so I will always be able to look up at you
4. I have gorgeous eyes
5. I enjoy being a girl (But not a valleygirl!)
6. Can be one of the boys
7. I don’t wear grannie panties!
Good to know. You’re also sad and pathetic. Or, how about this one. Some gems:
*I have no communication skills. I will never tell you what is wrong with me, nor will I share any of my secrets, fears, hopes or dreams with you. {I do have several of these- one of them is to someday not be so crazy.} You will have to pry information out of me. I feel like if I confide in you, when I ultimately drive you away- which I am bound to do- you will have these personal pieces of me and that makes me feel vulnerable and I am terrified of being vulnerable.
*I have an addictive personality. I was a crack addict when I was 15-16, and relapsed again when I was 18. I like to think I have conquered these addictions but it wouldn’t surprise me if I relapsed again.
I know that these are both women, but this is a crime that both sexes are equally guilty of . . . Stop doing it and get to know someone else for a change. It may make you more interesting to your date that you’re not so forthcoming with every detail of your life.
