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Julia Allison Will Take It from you Until Friday

06.05.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

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Hooooollllleeeeeey shit. Drop your socks and grab your cocks. The deadline to come up with a name for Julia Allsion’s new column for Time Out New York has been extended. This means that you now have until June 8th to submit your email address to TONY for their re-marketing purposes.

But seriously, Julia is desperate; on her blog she points out that, technically, she gets the clap less than once a day and that anyone who would submit an idea as sincere as “I Heart NY” is clearly well beneath her level of consideration, which, when you really think about it, is a pretty bold move for a new columnist whose readership will include a staggering level of those with a blindly sincere belief in Carrie-Bradshaw-level “advice.” We salute your balls Ms. Allison.

But don’t feel so bad Julia, we can’t get anyone to enter our fucking contest either. And it’s for a GOOD cause.

So check out our suggestions. Plus we’d love to have “T&A with Ja.” Anytime. We double-dog dare you to go on a date with us. We have a feeling we’d actually get along swimmingly, which scares us way worse than having to buy you shoes.

No, make that triple dog dare. It would at least be a great column idea about how not to date a blogging fan because you’ll only end up sleeping with him and then pining away for the next six months as he ignores you to watch his daily uniques.

(BTW, Julia is getting “serviced” by the sizable locals in St. Lucia until Thursday, which means she will probably not be able to respond to your direct emails as usual. We’ve got $50 says that heart was drawn with her local friend’s “hospitality” and the fly-over picture was paid for by her travel partner’s “deep understanding.”)

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And JA, as much as we want to be able to do this, it just isn’t becoming a Georgetown lady to post on her blog. Fox News reads this before asking for interviews right?

06.05.07 | Comment | Posted by Hedgehog

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