Exclusive Datehole Update: As was expected all week, Maureen Dowd’s column today touched on the film Knocked Up. Under the title “Men Will Be Boys,” Dowd writes about Woody Allen and, like, sharks or some shit.
After basically running though the synopsis of the film Dowd concludes with a mind-boggling comparison between men that don’t want to grow up and the scientific process (parthenogenesis) that allowed a shark to reproduce by itself.
Datehole reporters continue their attemtps to find the post office from which this column was mailed in. Meanwhile, we are also trying to confirm reports that Dowd ate three pints of ice cream and strangled her cat while screaming about “that bitch Stevens at Slate” and “bullshit print publishing schedules.”
Stay tuned to Datehole for all your weekend Knocked Up-dates™.
Reader’s Note: Accompanying photo is a cougar, not a shark.
